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Old 24th Jun 2013, 07:41
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Alien rectal probes found in Roswell New Mexico, Air Force claim they are a new design for female personal hygiene and will soon be demonstrated by Tech Sgt Assange
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 08:17
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Nutty, Buster ... There is no need to be shy ... I'll happily put you in touch with my clinic run by Doctor Pullit.

I find that a top up on one of these every six months is all a chap needs



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Old 24th Jun 2013, 08:26
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The recently formed Combat Aromatherapy Unit deploys for action
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 08:34
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How BAe would have delivered the Olympic Torch if it had been given the design brief
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 09:04
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Maybe these budget ski-poles were a waste of money after all!
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 10:28
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"F*** IT! Sick of this war. I'm taking my bat n ball and going home!"
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 10:48
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Tracy took the huff at being lumbered with last seasons DPM, rather than the in vogue MTP combat's.
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 11:17
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As with so many other harmless pastimes, the Health and Safety Executive had completely ruined lawn darts.

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Old 24th Jun 2013, 11:19
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Nah ... If it were a 99 it would have a flake
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 11:22
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Despite being a feminist, even Fiona felt that political correctness had gone too far when the the powers that be decided that the more appropriate term was 'sonar persons'.

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Old 24th Jun 2013, 11:33
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"All I said was I want you to treat me like one of the Boys"
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 11:56
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"Now with mines, there's laying and sweeping - the men do the laying and, Sandra, you do the sweeping. Sandra, Sandra.......!"

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Old 24th Jun 2013, 12:28
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The RSM and SWO each gave Doris a "Rocket" for not having proper headgear!
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 13:22
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Mr Warwick had yelled at Section Officer Harvey once too often...
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 13:32
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really, really short range sidewinders.
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 14:31
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 14:54
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Doris set off in search of Nutty and Buster....as she wished to express her opinion of their comments.....and she promised it would not be pretty to watch.
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 15:04
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Mr Warwick, I am coming for you......
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 16:00
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"SASless come back, they're only self guiding supositories....."
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Old 24th Jun 2013, 18:31
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Doris goes off to 'have a word' with Bae who supply Air Force ear defenders but appear to have confussed millimeters with meters

Doris still in search of the stud that can fill the sampling tube in one go
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