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Glorious Leader ... we control all of the Worlds Premium Rate Adult Entertainment phone services from here ... we are able to track usage very accurately ... it would seem that someone in Australia called Buster is a regular user 
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Glorious Leader ... we control all of the Worlds Premium Rate Adult Entertainment phone services from here ... we are able to track usage very accurately ... it would seem that someone in Australia called Buster is a regular user 
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Yes, glorious leader, Blitish man called Jim McCormick sold this ADE-650 bomb detector very cheap as it run on mains only. He say just ten million more dollars and he will suppry us with new ADE-651, which even come with a free battery!
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Our Glorious Leader auditions senior party members for the leading role in his new stage show "Captain Scarlett, The Musical"
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No no, switch 5 does knit one, pearl one, to do a ribbed cuff you need switch 7 and 8 together.
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Glorious Leader pleased to spleak here ... "Millor Millor on the wall who is the fairest of them all" ... Not you ... You fat little b@rst@rd ... There is one in Astralia who goes by the name of Buster who is most handsome, swarve and sophisticated 
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So that's one sweet and sour chicken, one beef noodle, one kung pow chicken and one chili dog ... and side dishes ... any flied lice ? No No I told you before we don't do chips !
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"Very soon every house in N Korea will have this Kim 3 satellite receiver box in their homes, a miracle of modern electronics miniaturisation"
"but beloved leader, they do not have televisions"
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"but beloved leader, they do not have televisions"
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"Ahhh it's like the old game Defender"
"Yes beloved leader, except the bases are your denounced Generals and you control the mortar fire from the roller ball on the right."
"Yes beloved leader, except the bases are your denounced Generals and you control the mortar fire from the roller ball on the right."
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"Yes, sir, very good tune. All we need to do now is grow our beards and you can be Chas, I'll be Dave".
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" Hello Mr Obama, I am speaking to you from deep inside our communication and control bunker,.. ok wait while my minion feeds the coins into the phone, ok can you still hear me Mr Obama.....good....... Ok back off or we will launch a strike against your country"
" what is that noise on your end? It sound like laughing"
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" what is that noise on your end? It sound like laughing"
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