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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 12:06
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"Why didn't it go off sarge?"

"Just another flash fly boy flying too low son"
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 13:21
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"Nuffin a swift whack with a 'ammer won't fix"
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 16:00
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"Bounce? I've seen bricks with more bounce than this thing 'ere. That Mr Wallis has got a bit of work to do Sarge".
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 17:12
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Somebody called Suarez just dropped it off Sarge ...
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 19:01
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Darn nice paper weight for the Boscombe Down Boffins I should think!
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 20:37
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And the winners is

andrewmcharlton

"****"

"Yes Sarge, when it started ticking but I couldn't help it"

2nd place

Fox3WheresMyBanana

"You know Chalky, if it went off, accidental-like, we wouldna have t' guard it anymore. And the NAAFI bar opens in 'alf an 'our."

Equal thirds because I couldn't decide

clicker

Sarge says that we have to take it to the police station. If its not claimed within 31 days then its ours to keep.


EyesFront

Thank f**k they gave me a helmet, but I'd feel so much safer if I had a hi-viz jacket too


CoffmanStarter

O just cover it with some earth and let NetWork Rail find it in 2013


Well done everyone
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 20:55
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Blimey !! I'm honoured, thought moments like this were but a pipe dream.

Hope this one hasn't been used before.....

Good Luck Everyone !!

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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:05
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Honest, Sarge, there I was having a pee and this camel just backed onto me...
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:05
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Ohhhhh Buster, you're so big.....
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:09
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Singalong now...

"Oh, the, sexual life of a camel, is stranger than any might think...

...at the height of the mating season, it tries to b^gger the sphinx..."
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:10
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There Abdul, it's a Bactrian camel now, see.... two humps.




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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:11
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No, Private, that is not what I meant when I said "Go get get your Camelback"!
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:12
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Noooooooo laddie, i said Cock, Hook and Look
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 21:13
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Goddarnit, that's the last piece of kit I wear with velcro flies...
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 22:07
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"Jones, El Aurens you are not".
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 22:16
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"Oi! When I said you can use my camel when the need arises I meant to ride into town to find a woman!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 22:18
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Sgt, it may well have big eye lashes, bad breath, a peach fuzz under it's chin, is big and sloppy and up for anything, but I'm telling ya, that's not the WRAC you were with last night...




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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 22:28
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"Private, I said tonight you will sleep in a dormitory, not dromedary."
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 22:55
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Can't see the piccy
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 23:03
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That's not what I meant by the camel's hump....
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