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Sir, we have to abort. My calculator battery has just died.
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Capt. To FE: "Look, I know the flame out is inconvenient, and Coffman wants his copy of Fifty shades of Grey back on landing, but could you just have a look at the problem for me? Thanks Nutty.
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Capt. To FE: "Look, I know the flame out is inconvenient, and Coffman wants his copy of Fifty shades of Grey back on landing, but could you just have a look at the problem for me? Thanks Nutty.
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Well Captain, according to the book, the reason we still have a Navigator in the cockpit is to counterbalance the weight of the Airloadmaster down the back of the cabin.
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Well someone must have the keys.
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"So what's the decision Eng?"
"Well, looking at the graphs, I would say if we over fly Cyprus, divert into Italy and go tech, we should rake in an extra £20 a head in allowances"
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"Well, looking at the graphs, I would say if we over fly Cyprus, divert into Italy and go tech, we should rake in an extra £20 a head in allowances"
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Bean counter at BAE systems to the Treasury report slide No 15 and comment-
'See we dont need pilots, aircraft can all be flown from the ground by remote Not one of the crew bothering to look out the cockpit'
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Ok one of us MUST have 4 x 20p for the coffee machine, now the MOD have put in a honesty box in the galley for the drinks to save money.
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Are you sure the cabin pressure is dropping?, I dont really want to put on the oxygen mask, Buster was the last pilot in this aircraft when the pressure failed
'See we dont need pilots, aircraft can all be flown from the ground by remote Not one of the crew bothering to look out the cockpit'
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Ok one of us MUST have 4 x 20p for the coffee machine, now the MOD have put in a honesty box in the galley for the drinks to save money.
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Are you sure the cabin pressure is dropping?, I dont really want to put on the oxygen mask, Buster was the last pilot in this aircraft when the pressure failed
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"Oh that seat, we bought them surplus from the British Nimrod project, they're small because the budget kept getting cut."
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Ok, time to retire this one.
In third place, jwcook with:
In second place, Fox3WheresMyBanana's:
And the winner, and oh so just wrong, is Cows getting bigger with:
How about giving the winner 14 hours from this post to place his entry? If nothing heard, second place gets the hono(u)rs.
In third place, jwcook with:
captain saying to nav:-
Having a stall warning as your ringtone is not helping.... just keep looking for it.
Having a stall warning as your ringtone is not helping.... just keep looking for it.
New Co- "Which button gives us Justin Bieber's tw@tter feed?"
Somewhat uneasy after the previous evening's 'menage a quatre', the crew desparately tried to avoid eye contact.
How about giving the winner 14 hours from this post to place his entry? If nothing heard, second place gets the hono(u)rs.
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