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Old 10th Aug 2012, 12:56
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Well I think this has run it's course now so to give the winner a chance of getting one in for the weekend here's the results:

In the Nutloose versus Buster contest I think Nutty has it this week, but onto the serious competition.

In third place with a topical entry:

Rocket2 with "At a secret London bunker an unknown person is photographed as he prepares to press the remote cable cutter button to sabotage the American flag raising ceremony at the Olympics".

In second:

Rather Be Gardening with "While the Obama-bot was recharging, the Chiefs of Staff took the opportunity to use his laptop to send some extremely abusive emails to President Ahmadinejad".

But in first place with the simple "Oops, DEFCON-1, undo...undo" Is Cattletruck, so over to you.
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Old 10th Aug 2012, 17:28
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I was been serious, it's that Buster, he leads me astray .
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 11:29
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The purpose of the new Elk test puzzled many people.
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 12:43
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OIC Blunt Section: "But we always use this road to get to the canteen while the doughnuts are still warm".

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I told you, taking a crew bus on detachment with us was never going to work.
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 13:58
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When it comes to people movers, you can count on Volkswagon to be on the leading edge!
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 14:51
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It was the pilots fault officer, he was driving up the middle of the road.
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 15:20
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I say Bloggs....just what height above ground did you say you were flying?


Or....

500 feet AGL you say.....Bollocks!

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Old 11th Aug 2012, 16:33
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The Luftwaffe always were the most roofless of adversaries!
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 16:34
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"Wow, that was a close scrape."
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 17:11
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I believe that somebody mixed up the Follow me instructions
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 17:11
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Minutes of the squadron welfare committee meeting

Item 11: The unofficial " best low pass of the year" trophy has been permanently retired.
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 17:28
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Trials of the VW campervan under-wing pod were delyed by some small unforeseen snags.

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Old 11th Aug 2012, 17:49
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Bloggs....that is not what I meant by cutting the Spanner Wankers down to size!
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 18:09
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Make a convertable people carrier you say, just how difficult can that be
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Old 11th Aug 2012, 18:17
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While practicing the landing procedure for this years U2 detachment, due to the Euro crises, economies had to be made in the aircraft and car deoartment
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Old 12th Aug 2012, 00:58
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Heard from the guy in the van:

"Golly, who was that masked man?"
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Old 12th Aug 2012, 02:39
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Nutloose and Buster, recently returned from an Exhange with the French,considered the Squadron Accordion neccessary for the Air to Air Sortie.

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Old 12th Aug 2012, 06:08
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The more recent terrorist threat - car bombs directed against aircraft - was never going to work.
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Old 12th Aug 2012, 07:55
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Fat baritone with silly moustache jumps out from behind aircraft singing "Go Compare! Go Compare".

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