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Old 31st Jul 2012, 15:45
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How about third time lucky:

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 16:22
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"Hey Fred, have you got any Jo-bolts in your pocket?"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 16:26
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Ok, can someone get on the blower and tell Salmond his first aircraft is ready for collection.

Or

Poor guy, the last words he said as he went in the aft bog were, " I shouldn't of had that Vindaloo last night".


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Old 31st Jul 2012, 16:50
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"Yes, definitely looks like another of them ugly Norman Foster designs, but how they built it overnight....No idea!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 17:27
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speaking of famous film quotes...................

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 17:44
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Cheers Buster ... duly mentioned in Despatches
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 17:59
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Crew Chief Cheeseburger regrets taking a dump before takeoff

Entry withdrawn ... Sorry NutLoose too close to you're offering
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 19:37
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Cadillac For Sale
Low miles regulary serviced, 1 careful family, Slight cosmetic damage 1 fin missing hence low price of $2.2m
Apply Uncle Sam
Buyer to collect
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 19:49
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"Come off in me 'and, Chief - honest!"
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 19:54
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"Honest to God - I were just prayin' to the Lord for a piece of tail when suddenly 'BOOM' it just appeared from Heaven."
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 21:32
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next time check the vehicle cargo locks thorougly before take off !!!
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 22:15
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Hey Skipper we just finished our C 17 short field landing competition; Sooooooooo.....do you want the good news or the bad news first.....
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 22:45
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It's Tails. We'll kick off.
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Old 31st Jul 2012, 23:04
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So, we were out of 'winder range were we?


(with apologies to ML and AI - could happen to anyone!)
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Old 1st Aug 2012, 00:03
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"Do we need to secure that wreckage?"
"No...the ground will Stabiliser..."

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Old 1st Aug 2012, 07:25
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"Ummm, the kit said 1:144? Or was it 144:1?"

" I dunno"
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Old 1st Aug 2012, 09:30
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Guy in blue "I didn't believe him when he told me he'd crashed, I thought it was just another of his tall tales"

Ba boom, tish!

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Old 1st Aug 2012, 11:50
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Duct tape will fix anything, eh?

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Old 1st Aug 2012, 11:57
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Okay, I think we need a smaller drag chute.
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Old 1st Aug 2012, 11:58
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Just another case of "Mac Attack"!
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