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Old 30th Mar 2010, 10:22
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The blonde haired cnut is Sick Boy, leave him for now. The asshole with the skinhead is Renton. He's the cnut that shot me in the balls, nail the bastert.
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 13:00
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Dog: "Up a bit...left...left...too far, back a smidge...fire! Excellent! Got it. Thanks for that, I'll remember the tin opener next trip...promise!"
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 14:01
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Cat, 12 o'clock, two hundred yards, bushy topped tree. In your own time, open fire!
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 14:19
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Yeah, that's him, the git that keeps making me jump through all those ruddy hoops on families days. 'Ave 'im.
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 15:15
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Dog: "Did I tell you that you have nits?"
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 15:50
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"No - I'm telling you, its: take a deep breath and PAWS before you pull the trigger!!!"
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 19:57
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That's the spirit Pte Pprune, with a bit of practise you'll get enough lemmings to have enough for a lovely coat like mine by next winter!

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Old 30th Mar 2010, 20:05
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When tri-service training goes wrong: The Navy CO requires a Dog Watch system that's implemented by an Army range officer....

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Old 30th Mar 2010, 21:38
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Dog: "Well, yeah, it was a nice shot...but can you lick yer own balls?"
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 22:29
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Helluva ghillie suit, Hans...
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Old 30th Mar 2010, 22:32
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The role of the gun dog has changed a lot over the centuries.
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 00:49
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"Ooooh...Nutshot! You're one sick puppy Bert!"
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 01:05
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OK we've got no cover, no camouflage and 30 enemy coming and he wants me to hold my breath in time with him! Apparently my 'panting' puts him off - reminds him of the wife on their wedding night, or something!
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 03:39
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…the only downside to Cpl. Furlong’s grouse shoots with Bruno the retriever being the 15 minute wait between each successful shot…



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Old 31st Mar 2010, 09:45
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Sniper to spotter: "Shh... any sign of that guard dog we saw on the way in...?"
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 09:46
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Go get it yourself, I'm not a retriever...
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 12:33
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Trust me, sticking your tongue out really helps.
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 12:38
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"No, go for the Pedigree Chum."
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Old 31st Mar 2010, 14:24
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Dog: "Look I don't care how many times you tell me or even show me... I've got paws not hands!"

or

Grunt: "... put the red dot on the target..."

Dog: "but I'm colour blind"


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Old 31st Mar 2010, 20:36
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Go on then punk, make my day

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When I'm hunting pu$$y
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