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[Buster Hyman]

Pilot: "Err...scratch that entry in the log about replacing that pitot tube thanks Chief!"

[Hempy]

Say again wind Tower...I've got one windsock showing 360 @ 5 and the other showing 180 @ 2....

[ACW599]

High marks to arandcee for "Guy on the right: 'Why does Dave always organise a 'special send off' on the days when I'm wearing my orange vest . . . . . and my Nan's pants?'

But full marks to Jimmy Macintosh for the disgraceful "The RAF lineys do all they can to make the Sea Harrier pilots feel at home during the conversion course to the Harrier."

You have control . . .

[ACW599]

Sounds as though Jimmy Macintosh might not be on this. Arandcee, do you read? If so, you have control.

[arandcee]

Taking off my tracksuit and rising from the subs bench . . .



For once NOT from StrangeCosmos, but actually all my own work! I'll give it a few days.

[ACW599]

The recent BBC news story about fume contamination from turbine engines caused some alarm at Lyneham.

[bowly]

Darth Vader - "Oi, Chewbakka get your sorry a*se down here for the photo"

Stormtrooper 1 - "That's Jabba Lord Vader"

Stormtrooper 2 - "It's neither actually, it's the loadie"

[green granite]

Personnel at Lyneham prepare for their forthcoming move to the dark-side at Brize

[airborne_artist]

"Seems like a lot of kit to put on just to hand out the butty boxes"

[Buster Hyman]

Scout trooper "Phwoar! Check out the donks on that AstroMech droid!"

Darth "It's a Herc you idiot!...and where the fcuk did my cape go?"

[GPMG]

'If you call me Darth once more you cheeky whelp..... can't you recognise the uniform of a Tie Fighter Pilot? How dare you confuse me with a Sith Lord, I work for a living?'

[MostlyHarmless]

"This is not the AT we were looking for..."

[Roadster280]

Guy on the right...

"I knew I should have gone for a piss before I put all this stuff on".

[Sierra Hotel]

'Gordon Brown announces plans to plans to modernise HM Customs and Excise by 2015...'

[EyesFront]

Responding to media criticism that there was insufficient body armour for all the troops in theatre, MoD came up with a solution that would keep the REMFs happy

[aseanaero]

Pilot : "Rebels ? Look behind us, we're parked next to a gypsy camp !"

[Rather be Gardening]

Barack Obama finally agrees to meet Gordon Brown............

[ix_touring]

No, no, MostlyHarmless it's:


*static cheeerch static* This is not the convention we were looking for *static Cheeersh static*



iX

[brickhistory]

"I understand you're looking for a ship..."

"If she's fast and no questions are asked..."

[seekayess]

I have a feeling we have been beamed down to the wrong planet!