Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Okay chaps & chapettes, I may not be able to judge this over the next few days so I may make my selection now if all are agreeable.

Firstly, I must apologise for not being "local" enough to know how topical the ciggies references & political scandals are and as such, I am probably missing out on some good captions but, it's a global industry isn't it!

Anyway...runner up & nominated replacement if the winner slackens off is....

ix_touring with...

Bloke pointing: "Err no that's not a tie down point!"

But my personal favourite, based on the timeless "laugh out loud" principle is....

arandcee....

'Yes sir, I get the mechanics of the whole thing, I just don't see the porpoise.'

Over to you!

[arandcee]

Cool! Thanks.

It's a bank holiday weekend here in the UK so how's about a trip to the beach?



Away next weekend so judging on wednesday night . . .

[green granite]

That's a real conundrum is that.

[ZH875]

John Prescott's claim for fireworks was bound to upset the taxpayer......

[ShyTorque]

"Gentlemen, sorry for the technical hitch. The wheel's fine but our proposed driver, Catherine, took one look and told the Admiral to f*** off!"

Or:

"Damned stupid of us to forget the Swan Vestas... "

[Buster Hyman]

Again, Clarkson decided that this was another job for Hammond.

[Dan Gerous]

Its this, Trident, or two Aircraft Carriers, so make your mind up Admiral

[LurkerBelow]

"The pilot sits where?...!"


" ... so how do you steer it?"


"I'm sorry Professer Prune, even Mr Wallis says that as it violates
the most basic aerodynamic law - it won't fly ... BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
LOOK RIGHT!"

[ZH875]

AIDU, your taxi has arrived.......

[jwcook]

The precise moment when corporal Higgins's produced a 400g hamster rather than the 400kg one specified in the blueprints.

[ix_touring]

"Don't worry Sir, I'll send Cpl Bloggs to get a tin of paint and we'll put the arrow the other way round!"

iX

[Air Cadet]

I'm sure we asked for a Fres Wheel

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, totally pointless Gentlemen however, the MoD want to see how the Yanks will turn this into a movie & claim it as their own!

[FinelyChopped]

Is this is what we will fight them on the beaches with?

[brickhistory]

The stealth paddle wheel steamer still had a few issues...

[Rather be Gardening]

Qinetiq's version of the London Eye was finally offloaded to the Navy as a means of getting the Captain from one end of his aircraft carrier to the other.

[JAVELINBOY]

Can't this Heath Robinson chappie ever be on time I've got a hot little Wren back at the office that needs seeing to

[Hempy]

"Our answer to Hitlers Wunderwaffen........right, well lets look on the bright side chaps, Ladbrokes are offering evens on the Boche, if we get on now we can avoid the rush.."

[ix_touring]

No Sir, it's not wind-up, its rocket powered...

iX

[Cows getting bigger]

Sorry about the delay chaps, the wretched cockle pickers are kicking up a stink.