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Old 11th Nov 2008, 08:35
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Angels and Gainesy were taking no chances with the newly captured Doris Mark IV despite her feminine guile.
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 08:44
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There'll be no more time travelling for you Doc!

Or

('Doc' to guy on the right) 'I'll show you a credit CRUNCH!'
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 09:56
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Gordon Brown locates another washed-up old has-been to join his government.
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 10:53
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It's the year 2053 and Amy Winehouse, smashed out of her t*ts, goes skiing!
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 11:23
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"Are those guns in your pockets boys or are you just pleased to see me?"

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"Let go of ours and we'll let go of yours!"
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 11:41
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It's the year 2053 and the BBC finally welease Jonathon
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 12:00
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Bob the vagrant or what they really found at Rendlesham Woods
 
Old 11th Nov 2008, 12:07
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Gordon Browns answer to the homeless problem...

Vagrants now used for mine clearance.."OK stinky...Keep walking until you hear a click..then run"
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 12:12
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6Z3... Brilliant!

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The year's 1899 and the young Bruce Forsyth is enlisted into the 'Strictly' School of Dance!
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 13:03
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Catweazle is innocent!
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 13:15
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OK stinky...Keep walking until you hear a click..then run"
Good post that man!

Father Jack found in Britain after short search.
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 14:41
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The financial strain was beginning to show as Yves Rossy is forced to take on passengers.
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Old 11th Nov 2008, 17:51
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"Jock, we have your father, and unless you listen to us the old boy's going for a ride in a snatch Land Rover"
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Old 12th Nov 2008, 15:07
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"In view of a shortage of bullet proof vests, eligibility for issue will now be decided on the size of the more vulnerable body parts".
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Old 12th Nov 2008, 18:08
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So! It THAT the point till which you expect me to fly?
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Old 12th Nov 2008, 19:35
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Lord Bath decided he was going to take on Gordon Brown for the last waltz with Tony.





(Sorry I missed my "promotion" on the last caption, been away for a while)
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Old 12th Nov 2008, 20:29
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Sorry Sir, we can't let you near the nuke storage site, but let me show you where we make the Soylent Green
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Old 13th Nov 2008, 11:50
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Reintroduction of the press gang under the Emergency Powers Act 2010 to address the shortage of Apache crews seemed to be working well.
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Old 13th Nov 2008, 13:11
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Originally Posted by pohm1


Santa Claus hadn't expected to spend his vacation in Guantanamo Bay..........
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Old 13th Nov 2008, 15:59
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(off-shot, shouted)

You were supposed to to capture the Terminator, not the bloody germinator
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