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Old 1st Oct 2008, 11:15
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Transmitted in horse code
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 12:04
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And you put the data in here, the machince works its magic and out of here comes the result .. horse ****
 
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Early experiments with UEVs (Unmanned Equine Vehicles) failed as the controls (reins) had failed to be properly integrated into the equipment.

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Old 1st Oct 2008, 12:23
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1) Well sir, either the message is "AAAAAAAA" or all I can hear is the bloody horses heartbeat

2) Man on right
"I look down on him because I have a helmet"
man in middle
"I look down on him because I have 3 stripes"
man on right
"I look down at the floor so I don't step in horse **** like those two"
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 12:28
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Horse: "Stepping stone for the Army polo team, my ass..."
 
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The first attempt at GPS has a mind of it's own.
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 12:57
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How many Watts does this thing kick out?

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BFBS Hurtle into the 21st Century

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Doctor Emmet Brown's attempt at a viable time machine was going to have to wait until the DeLorean was invented!
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 13:04
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'Jones, before you continue with that requisition order, let me check what you understood when I asked you to order a Mustang with integrated comms kit'
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 13:28
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3 girls 1 book...
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 13:42
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It says Bowman may be delayed again
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 14:52
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Mind if I have a go

Revising his calculations Sir Stanley Hooker was forced to acknowledged that the Pegasus Project had a few snags.

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Old 1st Oct 2008, 15:04
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After hearing about meat shortages there, Tonto was not looking forward to taking part the invasion of France.
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 15:49
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It's from the horse, sir.

He's just PVR'd!
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 16:05
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"Sarge, its a message from the SWO, he wants to know why we're not wearing stable belts"

P1
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 17:00
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"The Honourable Members of the House need to be reassured ,
the Nimrod MRA 4 replacement is indeed fit to task"
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 17:18
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During the credit crunch, BAe and QinetiQ realised they had to resort to older forms of technology...
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 19:34
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Yes, that's two cod, three haddock and nine bags of chips, yep charlie tank crossing, near the hill, yep that's the one. Twenty minutes, luvley!
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Old 1st Oct 2008, 20:38
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I don't think these mobile telephones will ever really catch on
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BOWMAN Mk.1 - Better Off With Mares and Nags.
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I'm sorry Sir, I can't speak up, as I'm feeling a little horse
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