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Old 30th Jul 2019, 17:26
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It's not flying.... it's falling.. with style

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Old 30th Jul 2019, 17:31
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"Stop farting - it's making me giggle!"
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 17:40
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The boys from Love Island are tasked with impressing the girls
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 19:36
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After an unsuccessful attempt to make a music video about their stay at the Ramada Hilton, the Village People decided to spend the rest of their time in New York, at the YMCA.


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Old 30th Jul 2019, 19:39
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There is general dismay as the PTIs demonstrate the moves that will replace sit-ups and press-ups in the fitness test.
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 20:30
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"OK, we're pretty good at that. Next, we do it with helicopters. Remember, our arms and legs represent the rotor blades."
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 20:32
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H&S Report:

Regrettably the men were not wearing SPF 50 or hi-viz. Once those two omissions are corrected we will certify the display as safe.
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 20:34
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Equal Opportunities Report (written by the man in the middle)

It is recommended that the top acrobat be replaced by a female.
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 21:59
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"Hey, guys, what can you see up there?"
"Well, I am looking at a real d1ck"
"I can see a total @sshole!"
"mmmffff mmmppfff mmmmph..."
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 00:39
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Aye, thar might think thar sumat impressive, but ar Egbert, Harold and Arkwright does sumat similar but wif ferrets in thar shorts.
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 00:50
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We must be vertical, I can see your plums Bob.
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 00:52
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And so was born the sport of threefall.
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 06:23
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City of New York Police get fed up with Social Media attracting the Free climbers
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Nutty and Buster are glad Cavuman was feeling particularly strong today

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Old 31st Jul 2019, 06:26
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At the subsequent NTSB investigation it was found that runaway trim affecting the C of G caused dramatic nose down. (Too soon?)

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Old 31st Jul 2019, 07:45
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When the lads were finally set up for the "Dangerous Selfie" shot, they realised nobody had a hand free to hold the iPhone...
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 09:04
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New evidence emerges which shows that 9/11 may have been caused by pilot distraction.
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 13:30
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Extreme ironing was found to be too tame
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 13:34
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'Last night in the pub it did seem a good idea'
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Old 31st Jul 2019, 13:38
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Man with the camera: "No, you're still not higher than the Chrysler Building."
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What was on the other side of the Empire State Building when Faye was being held by King Kong is finally revealed. But no one was interested
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