Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

YOO-OO HEAVE HOO

[Wensleydale]

Not what I had in mind when I booked a River Pilot!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Translating technical documents from English into Chinese continues to be a problem.
Here we see the results when "Air Traffic Control" translates to "Flight Plevention Blanch".

[Ascend Charlie]

Doing full power engine runs with no wheel chocks is easy in North Korea.

[Penny Washers]

We keep going in circles. Should we put some pushers on the other wing as well?

[andytug]

"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting taxi-by"

“Negative Ghost Rider, the paddy is full"

[cattletruck]

This is the result when an art-smarse captain asks his first officers in the flight lounge "Who wants to volunteer to hand fly the first leg?"

[Dan Gerous]

Sully, you ever thought about converting to float planes.

[Danny42C]

"I always wondered what this blue stuff on the map represented .......!"

[Danny42C]

"Never mind - at least he stopped on the Continental Shelf !"

[Danny42C]

"Splash One ....?"

[Danny42C]

"If you must land it on the beach, why didn't you check the Tide Tables ?"

[Pontius Navigator]

Are sure desensitization leak test involves total immersion?

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman

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The Baptist minister insisted on total immersion if he was to bless the aircraft

[Pontius Navigator]

And following on:

"Ah, I see, 'on a wing and prayer'"

[ShyTorque]

"Captain, why have you told the passengers to gently push the high lift devices in?"

"Well, they were stuck out and it's better than a kick in the slats!"

[DirtyProp]

The latest airline promo "Fly anywhere for 50 bucks with a free aquagym course" has been a smashing success.
Strangely, very few tried it twice...

[CONSO]

Now about airplane docks versus boat docks and pushback methods . . .

[racedo]

Kathmandu Airport denies flooding from Ice Melting in Antartica

[racedo]

Captain Chesrey "Surry" Surrenburger insprires imitations.....................