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Old 29th Oct 2016, 12:39
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Ok, call it in. We need to check the welding on the vertical lift engine for the rest of the F35B fleet...
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 12:41
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Couple more bounces & we'll be down...promise
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 13:09
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It's no use Marty, I can't get her up to 85.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 13:09
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US proudly demonstrates it's latest technology for moving two people, minus equipment at a walking pace.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 13:11
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"It may be ugly but my goodness it's pointless "
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 13:12
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"Sod it. Let's walk."
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 14:10
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It may be a very powerful telescope, but I can't see the tactical advantage in being able to examine the road 15' in front of us.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 14:38
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Bert, don't you think you have the revs on this hover-mower too high?
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 15:06
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"Bit late on the round-out there, Hoskins !"
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 16:36
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Yippee we have jacuzzi, lets invade Sweden for some hot blondes.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 16:38
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What were they thinking...................
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 16:51
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Reverse? What do you think the bazooka is for?
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:00
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Just wait till the **** hits the fan
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:09
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"I told you not to rub that old lamp you found - now look what's happened !"
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:16
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  • F-35 Cancelled, then what ?
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:17
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Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:21
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"I cannot see the Signal !"
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:30
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"I thought you had a pilot's licence !"
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:32
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"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Hoskins !"
 
Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:33
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"I said "Rotate" - not "Levitate" !"
 



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