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In case of emergency, use the PAN pipes to declare Pan pan pan
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Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Cock hook and look, Ohhhhhh f*ck it, I'll fire the lot off.
Venn I get back von dies sortie, I vill tell zat schtupid gunnery NCO vot I tink of him - zat Corporal Adolf Schickelgruber vill neffer get anyvhere venn I finish vit him!
The Boffins overlooked the fact the Gunner would have to have Eyes like Marty Feldman to get the correct Sight Alignment!
No mere Revolver for Otto the Nav....He was no Hun in the Sun!
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So much for the prizes at this year's mess draw......first prize was ten barrels and, expecting to have a party, the Schmidt crew had bought 200 tickets at 10 Reichsmarks each!
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Ten green bottles sitting on zer vall, and I got zer lot..
Avoid imitations
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Loading ze magazines for zis is just like being in zer bett mitt ze missus. Two hours of ze foreplay zen just ten seconds of der banging!