Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I cannot see the Signal"

[NutLoose]

"Look Sarge, 'es got one of those flip down mics on 'is hat like what Captain Scarlet 'ad"

[Hempy]

'I think I can see the AOC's nuts from here.

Oh wait, no, that's Westwoods approach to the 18th'

[andytug]

"B... 8........goddammit there goes my battleship!"

[Danny42C]

What the Butler Saw ?

[Danny42C]

The Wing Commander saw a vision of his future - and decided to PVR !

[CoffmanStarter]

I know I can't play ... But ...

Prior to AOC's inspection, the Station Commander, undertakes a final check on the cleanliness of the Mess Refuse Bins

[NutLoose]

Just as well, you'd never win with that one

[ShyTorque]

"This is great - my willie looks much bigger using this!"

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, now twist...do you see the pretty patterns?

[Buster Hyman]

So....first time using a breathalyser?

[JAVELINBOY]

This kit is better than the South Yorkshire Police Helicopters kit and we don't have to leave the ground.

[Wander00]

.....and if you move that switch you get the direct video link to the WRAF showers

[Stanwell]

The Wingco took a scientific approach to his vermiculture hobby - some unkindly called it obsessive.

[Danny42C]

"...Then felt I like some watcher of the skies. When a new planet swims into his ken..".

[NutLoose]

"And with this we can project a set of pilots wings onto a nearby cloud at Startex to signal come to work, we got the idea from Batman"

"But there are no clouds"

" Yes we thought of that, if you turn around, you will see our new cloud generator we have had built at significant cost"

[CoffmanStarter]

Sorry Nutty ... That's the new Mess breakfast waffle iron not a cloud generator

[Danny42C]

"On a clear day, you can see for miles"

[Danny42C]

"Sorry, Sir - should have told you - you have to take the cap off the other end first"

[Wander00]

Did anyone tell him we had boot-blacked the eye piece?