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Old 31st Dec 2015, 12:26
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I say Nigel....this Chap's Lips are flapping just like the OC's when you showed up in the Mess wearing your Y-Fronts like a Hat the other night!
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 14:02
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I'm sure that the chief said that you could see into the WRAF changing rooms from up here!
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 14:05
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No ... No !!! FAC's are down the other end near the Target
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:39
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"Not to worry - I was always pretty good on a one-wheel bicycle !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:41
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"That's the last time I complain about the quality of the cabin air !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:45
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"Did you have to have an extra helping of beans at breakfast ?"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:46
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"One day I envisage we will get an indoor loo, just like Ryanair"
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:48
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"The WRAC's will love this, something big, black and rubber vibrating between their legs..."
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:49
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"Ryanair outsource the testing of their latest idea".
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 18:55
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"Well, it seemed to work all right on the trains in India !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 19:02
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"Hoskins up there says: will we bang on the cabin floor when we can distinguish individual blades of grass, so's he knows when to start round-out !"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 19:07
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Having fixed everything else the ground crew finally start diagnosing that annoying in-flight rattle that never shows up in ground tests.

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Old 31st Dec 2015, 19:08
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So this is Economy Class ... how much to upgrade to Business?
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 19:11
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"No, the idea is that he hovers close to the ground, we jump off and stamp around a bit to check for landmines, then if it's OK. he puts it down"......

".......and if it's not ?"
 
Old 31st Dec 2015, 20:57
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You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter.
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 21:21
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dazdaz1 contravention of rule 332(b) repetition of earlier entry http://www.pprune.org/9223748-post33259.html
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Old 31st Dec 2015, 22:39
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I'm sure that the chief said that you could see into the WRAF changing rooms from up here!
Ye Gods you can, quick burn my eyes out before I turn to stone....
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Old 1st Jan 2016, 06:26
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Old 1st Jan 2016, 14:33
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You guys are going to have to get fitter. I'm getting fed up having to recover your tyred asses.




I've got a high viz belt on, so this is safe, yeh?
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Old 1st Jan 2016, 15:41
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Desperate measures were needed to escape duty at Middle Wallop!
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