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Old 17th Mar 2015, 19:24
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Look what happens when you excessively fondle your D Ring ... your Drogue Chute partially deploys
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 22:39
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"Gravity never lets up - you won't achieve Lift-Off that way !"
 
Old 17th Mar 2015, 23:07
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The airfield had to deploy the bird scarer again but no one was sure whether it was the dress or the armpits that worked.
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Old 17th Mar 2015, 23:26
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Hey Sarge, look out of the window isn't that the matlow you met last night ?
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 00:56
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Hoskins was left to reflect on the wisdom of such bold statements as:

"Merlins to the Junglies? I'll dance in a tutu on the apron if that comes to pass."
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 01:52
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Bit late on the pirouette there Hoskins....
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 07:04
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No Corporal, that's not why we call it Camp Bastion.
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 08:03
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....Err, no. I said get into 2-2...the Choppers squadron number is 2-2...
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 09:55
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"Aaand Brakes"
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 09:56
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The sooner the Hi Viz jackets arrive the better.
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 14:32
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Dance of the sugar plum lecky.
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 21:21
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Tower...when was the last time we did a FOD inspection?
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Old 18th Mar 2015, 22:48
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Tumblova decided (s)he was getting a bit old for this game.
 
Old 19th Mar 2015, 03:27
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Don't know what effect he has on the enemy - but he sure frightens me.
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 07:50
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Bl00dy 'Long Grass' policy ... You should have seen the size of that Dandelion
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 08:26
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Tompkins! When I said that you would be "on point" for this patrol, I didn't mean this!!!!
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 08:28
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Do this again, Smith, and Sarge will give you a right nut cracker!
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 08:30
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No Boss - Perkins misheard me. I did not say that the lad who works in the canteen likes to perform Fidelio with the SNCOs.
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 09:07
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The squadron leader prefers to enter his bird through the back door.
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Old 19th Mar 2015, 10:01
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No lad, Sergeant has a bit of a stutter. He said "wear your number twos".
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