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Old 3rd Feb 2015, 22:07
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Thanks F3WMB, hope this hasn't been used before. sorry for the delay - Time Zones.

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Old 3rd Feb 2015, 22:13
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Nutty on a first date.
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Old 3rd Feb 2015, 22:13
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FRECKLES..........




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Old 4th Feb 2015, 01:50
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I am your Instructor Pilot, My handle is "Nice Guy", and I eat sorry ASS students like you for Breakfast !
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 01:52
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I ejected at 450 kts and just like Martin Baker said, absolutely no ill effects....
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 05:08
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Snoopy deploys his secret weapon on the Red Baron.
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 07:46
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"There are no flies on me!"
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 07:48
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Nachtjager Ace Hans Schmidt had a successful sortie. On landing he claimed 19 Mosquitoes!
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 07:49
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Will the next Student take two steps forward
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 07:50
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Real Fighter Pilots have "grit between their teeth"
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 10:56
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There's some Cu behind you that'll make good mouthwash.
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 11:22
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Eight and a half .........................there 9g...............
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 11:32
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Right ... You show me where it says in the FRC's that it's a requirement on the pre-start walk around that you give the oil vent a Bravo Juliet
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Old 4th Feb 2015, 12:46
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Surplus, never mind the "selfie" - how about a caption comp. photo?
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Old 5th Feb 2015, 07:57
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"Goggles on, chocks away, last one airborne's a homo, hooray!"
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Old 5th Feb 2015, 09:43
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Capt: That was close! Thought we hit that Tiger Moth!

FO: Er, skipper...
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Old 5th Feb 2015, 09:55
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"Well, that's the first time i've gone down on a WRAF and the experience was everything people told me it would be........."



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Old 5th Feb 2015, 10:19
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"Once I had a soul full of hope . .. . and a hole full of soap. . . . .
but now? . . .. . a gob full of soot."

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when Leroy Brown's mother said "go wash your mouth out, you just the foulest mouth round here", Leroy just laughed out loud.
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Old 5th Feb 2015, 11:09
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Chopper Pilot.
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In the early days, one could pick a happy aviator by the bugs in his teeth.
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