Caption competition

[Arm out the window]

They say aerial warfare can be like a game of poker - well, I fold!

[Dan Gerous]

Yoda despaired, as young skywalker, always in a rush, takes the U wing instead of the X

[Danny42C]

"Very interesting, Hoskins, but I can't see it catching on as a Short Landing Procedure".


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"Oops ! - you have Control, Sir !"

[Buster Hyman]

"...now, did you see the difference in performance when I went to F104 mode? Let's go to F35B mode, commonly known as a Stall..."

[Arm out the window]

"Flaps up!"
"Yes, it certainly does, doesn't it?"

[ShyTorque]

"Right - so who pimped my ride?"

[Dan Gerous]

This doesn't look good, you might have to get out and push Nav.

[cattletruck]

Another frigid pilot who hates a tight formation.

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It's the quickest way to get it to turn.

[Buster Hyman]

"♫...Walk like an Egyptian....♫"

[Danny42C]

"I'm outa here !"

[Big Pistons Forever]

The instructor teaching aircraft recognition asked his brother the F4 pilot if he could provide a picture of the aircraft in an "unusual" configuration.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well I guess we now know who is on the fast track to flag rank.....

[Big Pistons Forever]

Pilot to RIO: Thank god cameras are banned on the base !

[Danny42C]

"Is it supposed to do this ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, whilst I try to get the wings sorted, can you look up the a Warranty expiry date...

[Runaway Gun]

Well the lever is marked 'FLAPS'!

[Danny42C]

"Shall we call Mayday, Sir ?...............Sir ???"

[Buster Hyman]

No, I didn't say 'Erect', I said 'EJECT'!

[Surplus]

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HANTO

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

How many times do I have to tell you Hoskins, we are flying a pre mod 406 aircraft so don't raise the bloody handle to hang your sick bag on