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"Message from the Captain sub, scrub the mission, the Government has decided to scrap the angled deck concept and we are going over to VTol again"
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"I've some bad news, we have heard the PM is coming on board to tell us how proud he is of us and what a fantastic job we are doing........ You know what that means, they're going to sell the aircraft off to the yanks as spares and scrap the carrier"
Avoid imitations
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OMG, it's just come, all over my left sleeve! 
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"...and this part of the psycholgy wing is what we call Aero-Erotica. It's where the chaps with an unusual fetish for aircraft hang out..."
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"Sub, they say you're the man to talk to about removing the coat hangar from the back of my flying jacket"
"Look, I understand with the F-35B cancelled why we have to use the Swordfish again, but why do we have to wear all the old clothing, and why is the Cameraman using B&W wet film?"
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"Ha, the torpedoes are made in Sheffield, we've got a ship out here shadowing the Bismarck called that, I wonder if we will see her tonight?"
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From the pilot
Sigh ......Just what I expected when they brought RAF crewman onto the carrier. If they are not lying down on the job they are fiddling with things they know nothing about......
Sigh ......Just what I expected when they brought RAF crewman onto the carrier. If they are not lying down on the job they are fiddling with things they know nothing about......
I know it is just a publicity photo shoot but did they really have to use the guys from the army motor pool as props.......
So grand dad what did you do in the war ?
I was the right main mount anti gravity device operator .......
I was the right main mount anti gravity device operator .......
Evertonian
"Torpedoes, nipples, chocks, helmets, screws, flaps...you boys have really got sex on the brain haven't you?"
"Yes Ma'am. Six months at Sea will do it to you..."
"Yes Ma'am. Six months at Sea will do it to you..."