Caption competition
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Highly commended are:
An Tellach with:
Talking Radalt with:
But the winner is:
WE Branch Fantastic with:
Well done all. Lots of laughs, but now over to you WEBF.
Brian
An Tellach with:
While you're down there .... ?
When Trooper Blogs volunteered for the butt party he assumed it'd be like every other occasion....sit in a sangar down range well out of the RSM's way with a butty box, flask of coffee, the makings of a few roll-ups and the latest FHM, whilst occasionally waving a Fig11 on a stick in the air.
This time was totally different though.
This time was totally different though.
WE Branch Fantastic with:
"Don't worry mate, I'm a crack shot"
Brian
Good Grief!! This is the first time I've ever won any competition, except for a packet of some sort sweets I got for a Religous Education project when I was 14.....
I shall post a suitable pic shortly, when I work out how!!
I shall post a suitable pic shortly, when I work out how!!
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Chiefs not annoyed, he just wants to know how sir did it
The US Navy's newest aircraft carrier, The USS William Jefferson (Bubba) Clinton
YF-279, unveiled prior to commissioning. In keeping with Clinton's support of the US Military, this vessel was selected by the Navy as its way of honoring the former President. A small spray of foam from the quart bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor broken over the bow by Monica Lewinsky was seen as the vessel slid down the way.
YF-279, unveiled prior to commissioning. In keeping with Clinton's support of the US Military, this vessel was selected by the Navy as its way of honoring the former President. A small spray of foam from the quart bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor broken over the bow by Monica Lewinsky was seen as the vessel slid down the way.
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OK, so SASLESS got himself and parking ticket. He will have to prove it was on the companies business before I agree to have it paid.
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No, it doesnt count as a perfect landing, he caught the 1st wire.
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The USN lost the interservice driving competition as they knocked over a cone in the reversing bay section.
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No, it doesnt count as a perfect landing, he caught the 1st wire.
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The USN lost the interservice driving competition as they knocked over a cone in the reversing bay section.
Yes boys, I know all about inter-squadron rivalry and "borrowing" things, but I think this time you've taken it a bit far.
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"Interesting short-field technique, sir !"
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"Interesting short-field technique, sir !"
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Glad you put the cones out skipper, we wouldnt want any one to taxi into her!
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Female USN Pilot: " Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Female USN Pilot: " Does my bomb look big in this?"
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OK chaps, whose turn is it to explain to the Wing Commander!
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Pilot to Navigator Are you sure this is the Aircraft Carrier?
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Now that the budget cuts had really started to kick in, a way had been found to reduce fuel costs on training missions
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Pilot to Navigator Are you sure this is the Aircraft Carrier?
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Now that the budget cuts had really started to kick in, a way had been found to reduce fuel costs on training missions
Avoid imitations
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Skipper says if you ever do that reheat jape again while he's in the outside loo - you can bloomin' well swim back to the Nimmitz!