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Old 29th Aug 2006, 10:38
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GW: I'm telling you son, just 1 viagra and it's like this for hours....


Sonny: Funny, it'll keep me up for days.......(Thinks " you old fossil)
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 12:55
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 13:35
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My Fellow Pelicans.....

While attempting to bond with the military, GWB demonstrates the perils of inbreeding - "Gimme six"
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 18:26
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"Bagsy I'm Maverick!"
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 18:56
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"Go on, pull my finger......"
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 19:33
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Pilot: "So Tony can fit that many up his "


Well, aleast the pilot knows the truth
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Old 29th Aug 2006, 20:23
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GWB: I stuff a sock this big in there, it impresses Laura's girlfriends...

Pilot: Well it is clear -- you are a D*@%...
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 10:12
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GWB " If I drop my hand at least 6 snipers will blow your brains out !"
FJ " I hope they aim low - remember I'm a fastjet jockey ??"
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 13:26
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GWB: "And then I told the RAF copper...Barrier goes up! Like this! "

Jet Jock: "Mr President...I remustered from provost "
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 13:51
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oooh things will never be the same now ive seen yours !
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 14:03
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"God as my Judge....I would rather chew tin foil than listen to a bunch of whinging POM's!"
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 15:44
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GWB: We'll the way we deal with SASLESS in the Whit House is to smack him on the forehead like this whenever he makes one of his typical annoying comments.
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 15:58
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Mr Flibble is very cross........

What's that Mr Flibble? Invade Iran? Ooh I couldn't possibly do that....could I??
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Old 30th Aug 2006, 21:20
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"awe come on Captain, ya only have to do it once! I fell the need, the need for.............."
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Old 31st Aug 2006, 11:03
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Firstly apologies for the absence - leave is such a bad idea!
Secondly thanks to Airborne Artist for filling in for me. I'll judge this one Monday 4th or sooner if there's a lack of interest.

Bush: So you call that move 'going ballistic'? That gives me an idea....
Pilot: Why, why, why did they inhibit my 'command eject' switch??
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Old 31st Aug 2006, 11:07
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GWB: Yeah I know what the world thinks I am but look.... I aint got no callouses.
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Old 3rd Sep 2006, 16:34
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Judging is well over due on this one and for the most amusing and realistic answer it has to go to :
Brian Dixon.

For those of you who got side tracked by GWB's anatomy - you are sick, sick puppies!
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Old 3rd Sep 2006, 19:31
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Thank you.

Anyone mind if I wait 24 hours now the names of the Nimrod crew have been released? Just seems appropriate.

Brian
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Old 4th Sep 2006, 16:01
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Good luck everyone!

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Old 4th Sep 2006, 16:09
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Heard from the Sniper Instructor "For F**Ks Sake Rupert....keep yer head to the side...you aren't in the Guards you know!"
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