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Old 6th May 2014, 22:58
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You rike the way I rorr my rrrs?
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Old 6th May 2014, 23:30
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Pick me gracious leader, I can breathe through my ears...
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Old 6th May 2014, 23:59
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You never be ronery again Grorious Reader!

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Glorious Leader...don't look now but there's some boys that have infiltrated your Harem. Oh...you don't mind!
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Old 7th May 2014, 00:36
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Grorious Reader! I hear you much bigger dick than Obama!
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Old 7th May 2014, 02:25
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I can see the DMZ through your ears!
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Old 7th May 2014, 03:19
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Have you ever tried Gangham Style Glorious Leader?
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Old 7th May 2014, 04:50
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Kim in a mumbly embarrassed voice: Sadly I must admit you are correct I may be the all powerful glorious leader, but I am not a qualified pilot.
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Old 7th May 2014, 09:27
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Glorious Leader, I'm not like the other girls, I'm a B-cup, what about you?
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Old 7th May 2014, 09:44
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I invent new game Glorious Leader ... it called "hide the spling loll" ... you want play ?
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Old 7th May 2014, 09:53
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No, no Grorious Reader, not rike BBQ...Fry Open!!!!
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Old 7th May 2014, 13:38
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From what I remember last night, the girl on your immediate right is closest in her size estimation. By the way, why are the blokes playing this game?
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Old 7th May 2014, 16:36
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Man at back (and girl at far right): "How long is this caper going on for, FFS ?"

(Both will be in tin of dogfood soon after Glorious Leader has had a good look at picture).
 
Old 7th May 2014, 20:32
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I got an Alsation at home, fancy some doggy style.
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Old 7th May 2014, 20:34
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Dear Leader, you may be atheist but I can send you to 7th Heaven.
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Old 7th May 2014, 20:38
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I need no Nuke to make your earth move glorious leader.
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Old 7th May 2014, 20:55
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"I know, my sister, she alway cry when I tell her I don't think you that ugry"


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Old 7th May 2014, 21:35
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Girl, left of centre: "He says it's this big"

Girl, second left: "I bet it's only this big"

Girl on far left: "I've seen it - it's only this big!"
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Old 7th May 2014, 22:02
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"I said, you're standing on my foot you fat fook"
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Old 7th May 2014, 22:14
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Grorious Reader. Dennis Rodman says your Uncle is not dead. Shall I have him shot again?
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After posting the funniest EVER CapComp reply I had a very nice visit in North London by 4 very nice men in black in a very nice black Mercedes with Diplomatic Number plates that very nicely asked that I very nicely edit....
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