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[toptobottom]

"See? I told you it was too early to discharge yourself from the physio after your skiing accident..."

[NutLoose]

The Russian Military synchronised swimming team pressed on after budget cuts closed their pool complex.

[cattletruck]

Normally it's 50 push ups, but not in this unit.

[toptobottom]

"With respect Sir, maybe we should postpone the Morris dancing rehearsals until the black ice has melted?"

[Buster Hyman]

So Nutty...how was your weekend with the WRENs????

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And at this point Christopher Dean decided upon a career change...

[aergid]

Russian Press Release:

The 'Russian Porton Down' trials had no side effects on the recruits!

This is just western propaganda

[Tashengurt]

Marching was painful but if it was the 'about turn' that really chafed!


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[Tashengurt]

"Anyone else hear a tearing noise?"


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[toptobottom]

"Sorry Sir, should have mentioned it before. Dobbin never did like the 'rear jump mount'..."

[CoffmanStarter]

What is it with the Russians ? last month we had a chap nail his scrotum to Red Square ... now this

[CoffmanStarter]

OASC Biggin Hill 1976 Medicals ... Functional Reach for spin recovery actions on the Vulcan ... PASS

[Surplus]

You idiot, we're the Siberian Grenadiers, not Sybian.

[NutLoose]

"Ok, Ok, you can transfer to the 1st Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment, but mark my words, no good will come of it."

[rockyboy]

"It's way too expensive, five year's overdue and it's crap anyway" said Johhny Testpilot, and with that the British Aerospace salesman knew his Jedi mind trick just didn't work

[Buster Hyman]

"umm...guys...you know when you lick a metal pole in frezing weather...umm..."

[clicker]

"Yes comrade, I confirm that British beer is stronger than our's"

[NutLoose]

"RSM's compliments, he would just like you to know the latch on his pace stick failed."

[CoffmanStarter]

I say Douglas old chap, do you think you might have strapped your legs on the wrong way round this morning

[Surplus]

On a different note to Coff's entry (tick tock), I once flew with a copilot like Douglas Bader, only he had a tin head.

[NutLoose]

"I know it's the budget cuts, we are a bit thinly spread on the ground these days"