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Old 28th Jan 2014, 23:02
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Class...Achmed just asked me what I'm carrying in my pockets. Has anyone else here not seen a girl without a Burqa on before?
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 02:29
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1 mile off !
Our bombing standards have dropped (excuse the pun).
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 08:49
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"Red and brown I've heard of, but 'green wings' you'll have to explain."

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Old 29th Jan 2014, 12:12
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Flight Course Supplement 14.6a rev 67,508.
Use this simple formula to correct navigational heading after turning your plane to face Mecca during prayer times: 1 mile = 1 degree.


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Old 29th Jan 2014, 13:36
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Buster shows off his new boob reduction job ...
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 13:47
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Look, it's hard to hear with the convoy going past, so I don't know why you're all reaching for your phones...
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 16:26
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 16:49
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Yeah, I'm gorgeous....................
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 16:50
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Well ladies ... By the looks of things ... I don't think you'll be needing Bonedome Vizor Shields for your dual IF trips
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 17:05
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"The blue thing in my hand....Ahhh it's a Viagra, there is some chap from Marham selling loads off cheap, I got this one for Buster"



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Old 29th Jan 2014, 20:42
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"The blue thing in my hand....Ahhh it's a Viagra, there is some chap from Marham selling loads off cheap, I got this one for Buster"
Buster doesn't use them of course, but he likes to keep a supply for when Nutty visits.
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Old 29th Jan 2014, 20:47
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"The blue thing in my hand? Viagra, of course. There's some chap in the RAF in the UK who got hold of a swag of it after a bust. He's selling the stuff off on the cheap. Now just quietly, I have this one in case I ever have to ask anyone "You're not soft on me, are you?"

(always trying to go one better than you Nutty . . . . . for all the good it does me I may have well shoved . .. . . . )
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 06:57
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 06:59
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Originally Posted by Buster
Buster doesn't use them of course, but he likes to keep a supply for when Nutty visits.
Get a room you two
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 11:01
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Sometimes you have to shake it a little to get the ink to flow. You can do it by hand, but, ... do you girls know what twerking is?
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 11:45
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"You should know by now the MOD do not do miniaturization, now bend down please so i can insert this pen sized suppository"
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 12:18
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Sorry girls, the following call signs are unacceptable: Red Rag, Yeastie, Battle Axe, Raku, Penis Envy and Gucci.
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 12:33
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And today you will learn how to use a pen and it's cap to give a convincing air combat simulation like Maverick in Top Gun.
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Old 30th Jan 2014, 13:15
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To provide for a more female friendly operational environment, Operation Red Flag became a monthly event.

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Old 30th Jan 2014, 13:39
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No....it is a Sharpie.....not a Sharkey!
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