"The blue thing in my hand? Viagra, of course. There's some chap in the RAF in the UK who got hold of a swag of it after a bust. He's selling the stuff off on the cheap. Now just quietly, I have this one in case I ever have to ask anyone "You're not soft on me, are you?"
(always trying to go one better than you Nutty . . . . . for all the good it does me I may have well shoved . .. . . . )