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Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Dec 2014, 18:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Bruce 1 (on left) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of...

Bruce 1 (on left) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of the sheep that've used this trough'

Bruce 2 (on right) thinks: 'Blimey, just think of the sheep that've used this trough - ooerr mate, tissues...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2014, 19:41
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

A second generation of former US marines have...

A second generation of former US marines have been found living in a wallpaper and curtain shop in downtown Manila. 'What do you mean the war's over?'
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2014, 21:33
Replies: 55
Views: 16,339
Posted By Mend em

Party Animal - yes it is THE Bob Fraser; if you...

Party Animal - yes it is THE Bob Fraser; if you see him first, claim your £5
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2014, 19:38
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

'Sorry mister - I'm not a real welder you know'

'Sorry mister - I'm not a real welder you know'
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2014, 19:34
Replies: 5
Views: 3,846
Posted By Mend em

gr4mate - In short - No. UAE would have been UK...

gr4mate - In short - No. UAE would have been UK led
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jan 2014, 12:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Just goes to show that the US military is not as...

Just goes to show that the US military is not as full of s**t as it used to be.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jan 2014, 12:06
Replies: 43
Views: 13,025
Posted By Mend em

Harry - didn't know British Airways had any...

Harry - didn't know British Airways had any Typhons to sell...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Aug 2013, 14:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

'After that little reminder, do you think old Al...

'After that little reminder, do you think old Al Fayad has finally got it - he's not bloody British?'

'Not sure - the 99 up the nose was OK, but the choc ice down the pants reminded me of school'
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Jul 2013, 20:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Young contestants in the Station families day...

Young contestants in the Station families day 'It's A Knockout' run away from special guest St***t H**l when he tried to play with their joysticks.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jun 2013, 18:16
Replies: 23
Views: 4,859
Posted By Mend em

Where's Wally (TMk1)?

Where's Wally (TMk1)?
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Mar 2013, 22:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

'Where's that voice coming from...I can hardly...

'Where's that voice coming from...I can hardly understand the accent... I think it said "made by unit 1501 of the Korean People's Army"...'



(doffs cap to Satellite Driver ...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Mar 2013, 19:19
Replies: 51
Views: 18,170
Posted By Mend em

PA4 performed a fly-past at RAF Kinloss in...

PA4 performed a fly-past at RAF Kinloss in September 2010. Little did we know as we watched her climb into the clouds and disappear. This may well have been a detour on the flight noted in the post...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Dec 2012, 16:34
Replies: 927
Views: 424,284
Posted By Mend em

'Senator' - it's American and a member of the...

'Senator' - it's American and a member of the 'upper and less numerous' forum!
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Nov 2012, 18:42
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Well sir, I reckon that free-fall record should...

Well sir, I reckon that free-fall record should last until at least 2012.

(With a nod to Coffman ;))
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Oct 2012, 22:15
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

The CO's new approach to the annual fitness tests...

The CO's new approach to the annual fitness tests certainly reduced the number of 'fails'
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2012, 20:06
Replies: 646
Views: 156,647
Posted By Mend em

Channel 5 - cos around here receptions really bad...

Channel 5 - cos around here receptions really bad on Channel 5.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Oct 2012, 20:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Taken from a 'Ground Force in the Near East...

Taken from a 'Ground Force in the Near East Special'

Cut to Alan Titchmarsh: 'And in a few moments Charlie Dimmock will be along to connect the hosepipe up to form a really, quite smashing water...
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Oct 2012, 19:51
Replies: 646
Views: 156,647
Posted By Mend em

Was introduced to a range of lads as a guest; all...

Was introduced to a range of lads as a guest; all had a nickname, none of which I can remember. I was also introduced to a delightful young lady known as 'The Dentist'. After enquiring (a few Happy...
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Oct 2012, 21:16
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

What do you mean 'Gate Guardians are supposed to...

What do you mean 'Gate Guardians are supposed to be alongside the gate, not instead of?'
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Oct 2012, 12:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

The 'Hackney Orphanage Boys Brigade and London...

The 'Hackney Orphanage Boys Brigade and London Transport Automated Conductor Builds Flying Saucer' part of the London Olympics Opening Ceremony was as baffling to the foreigners as all the rest - but...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2012, 22:11
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Judging at the newly developed X-games sport of...

Judging at the newly developed X-games sport of synchronised sky diving was proving more difficult than planned

Or

The 21st century version of clay pigeon shooting, using somewhat larger...
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2012, 15:43
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Following a windy day in the Gulf: OK back to...

Following a windy day in the Gulf: OK back to work, need to dig out the rest of the carrier,
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Sep 2012, 15:41
Replies: 82
Views: 17,074
Posted By Mend em

Blow me - I always thought they were called wet...

Blow me - I always thought they were called wet and dry because when used together there was a certain amount of friction, but the task was smooth in the end:ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Sep 2012, 08:50
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Alan Tracey needs no help in getting the Mole...

Alan Tracey needs no help in getting the Mole back into Pod 5 ready for Thunderbird 2 to return to base.

(For older viewers)
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Sep 2012, 20:22
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Honest Ma'am, I told them to shove a broom up my...

Honest Ma'am, I told them to shove a broom up my a**e so as I could sweep up at the same time - but some fool corporal fixed this shovel instead and I ended up throwing a bit of sand around
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Sep 2012, 18:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Oi Nutloose!

'Ok who put the superglue on the door frame?' - I've already done that one.

Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded...
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Sep 2012, 21:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

What do you mean, 'don't touch the window seal...

What do you mean, 'don't touch the window seal there's superglue on it'?


or


Thinks bubble ' Do I still have a pulse, yes got a pulse... am I still breathing, yes I'm still breathing......
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jul 2012, 19:52
Replies: 52
Views: 14,878
Posted By Mend em

Wonder who'll get to kull the deer that nip...

Wonder who'll get to kull the deer that nip through the missing fence when JJ's moved on?
Forum: Military Aviation
25th May 2012, 20:17
Replies: 21
Views: 5,796
Posted By Mend em

Just think about this scenario boys and girls: T2...

Just think about this scenario boys and girls: T2 is going to be the LIFT for Typhoon (RAF and KSA). Will also be used to prep the KSA F-15 crews. Add a little imagination and you'll see T2s being...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th May 2012, 20:10
Replies: 21
Views: 5,796
Posted By Mend em

Not a bloody sausage.

Not a bloody sausage.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th May 2012, 21:35
Replies: 16
Views: 4,636
Posted By Mend em

Don't forget - Mitterand and Marcel Dassault were...

Don't forget - Mitterand and Marcel Dassault were blood brothers; the current Dassault 'policy' has been to significantly fund Sarkosy - we'll have to wait and see where Dassault now puts their...
Forum: Military Aviation
30th Apr 2012, 21:20
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Bob Carolgees' Grandad, co-incidently also called...

Bob Carolgees' Grandad, co-incidently also called Bob, and the original of his act, 'Spit the Koala' derived when on Concert Party duty. Essentially a brummie accent, a big moustache, a furry puppet...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2012, 22:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Red Leader in the new Combined Forces Display...

Red Leader in the new Combined Forces Display Team steams into the wind for the first part of the 2012 routine.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2012, 23:09
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Budgie the aircraft plays hide and seek with his...

Budgie the aircraft plays hide and seek with his smaller friends 'They'll never find me here' he thinks to himself with a smirk.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2012, 23:05
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,946,211
Posted By Mend em

Airfix admit to quality control problems with...

Airfix admit to quality control problems with their aircraft carrier kits.
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