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Old 22nd Nov 2012, 19:22
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Tired of questions about their capability, the RAF reveal that their Bark is not worse than their Bite!
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Old 22nd Nov 2012, 20:50
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The RAF decided that Ronnie Corbett no longer suited the recruitment scheme and was better employed as a bird scarer.
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Old 22nd Nov 2012, 21:02
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"There I was passing through 32 thousand feet and nothing on the clock but the reflection of my cheesy grin, managed to just pull out of the damn dive at 100 foot and the grin stuck"
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Old 22nd Nov 2012, 21:20
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I believe HRH was typing the following in when photographed for the cheesey snap...........

"When One's stepmother visited Coningsby, she actually had the chance to sit in a jet"
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Old 22nd Nov 2012, 21:35
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Almost 100 entries so far - is this a record?! Judging tomorrow is going to be tricky...

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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 11:37
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Clive as the Tooth Fairy ... Kids everywhere be very very very scared ! He also does an evil Father Chistmas
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 12:04
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Well I just followed Maverick's advice to 'put on the brakes and they'll fly right by' but so did the GIB's teef and glasses, rebounded off the HUD and here I am now.
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 12:22
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... an evil Father Chistmas
Satan Claus
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 12:46
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Lester's hands were shaking, as he was certainly holding the only known photograph of the (justifably) obscure Bristol Buckteeth.
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 15:31
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Clive has just found out that the new Service Pension deal is a right kick-in-the-teeth
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 15:42
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Well played Sir

CAS doing his work-up so that he can stand-in as QRA South over Christmas and Boxing Day this year to help with moral ...
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 20:22
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Well, a great run - well over 100 entries (a big chunk of which came from CoffmanStarter, I hasten to add) and some very funny entries. In fact, so many that we have an extended trophy ceremony to acknowledge the best of the best; all these made me laugh out loud...


In sixth place and proving quantity over quality ain't always true, CoffmanStarter's almost instananeous and predictable (but still funny)
How many G
In fifth, is Runaway Gun's
"Yes, that new Arreshtor Thystem worth jusht fine thankthyou."
Fourth is 622's
At least we won't have to remember to take a bottle opener on detachments.
Third, Buster's
Clive really hadn't considered the consequences of wearing a G suit after taking his Viagra...
Second, also Buster's with the quality
Loosen your chin strap Clive...
Sadly, Buster was pipped to the post by this week's worthy winner, with the simple but very amusing NutLoose's
"And that laddie was 12G."
Back on top Nuts - take it away!

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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 20:34
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Thanks Tops for a great picture

Well done to the other podium winners
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 20:34
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OMG I have finally won one again..



Congrats everyone else and topto for an excellent picture

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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 20:42
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"one one"?! Wait 'til Buster gets his hands on that one. One.
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 21:00
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Nut wins again

I feel exactly like the guy in the picture looks !

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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 21:09
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Well then big piston if you can post one in the next hour or so I will allow you to take it away, if not I will pop one up

Top to, was the shock

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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 22:20
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Well he seems not to want to take up the offer so try this, scoring when it's run it's course or just before i feel Buster is getting close to winning it
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 22:29
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'Ere, Nutloose.... I'm ringing about the wheel nuts...they're loose!
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Old 23rd Nov 2012, 22:35
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"... and that, sir, is why it's illegal to use your mobile phone while driving."
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