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Good evening Earthlings ... we are from the Galactic Rectal Probe Unit ... if you would all like to form an orderly queue over here on the left we'll get started 
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The 'Hackney Orphanage Boys Brigade and London Transport Automated Conductor Builds Flying Saucer' part of the London Olympics Opening Ceremony was as baffling to the foreigners as all the rest - but the Brits 'got it'.
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Now concentrate this time, Dougal. That [pointing the spaceman in the front] is very small;
that [pointing at the smaller spaceman ] far away...
Apologies to Father Ted.
that [pointing at the smaller spaceman ] far away...
Apologies to Father Ted.
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Gort wants to know who starched his suit.
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I'm looking for the owner of a vehicle, registration "Voyager-1"? It's scratched my Gort in the car park.
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"We'll be doing a standard vertical noise abatement departure, keeping our speed down to below 10 of your Earth Mach Units until we leave the atmosphere, with infinite duration, 2 POB and an EFT of 20 Earth Minutes to the Andromeda Galaxy ... calling Milky Way Radar on Stud 2 after departure."
Gort, seek out whoever has painted two yellow lines around our landing gear and applied a "clamp".
Shall I use the Death Ray upon them, Klaatu?
Such an action would seem unconventional, but popular.
Shall I use the Death Ray upon them, Klaatu?
Such an action would seem unconventional, but popular.
In 1951 Klaatu says, their military is far too strong
Lets try Britain in say 2012 or even 2015 when our clone of their PM will have fulfilled its mission
Klaatu barada nikto
Lets try Britain in say 2012 or even 2015 when our clone of their PM will have fulfilled its mission
Klaatu barada nikto
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We are searching the universe for talented aerospace engineers to work with us ... we understand that there is one who calls himself "NutLoose" amongst you ... we have come for him.
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So I'll now fill Gort up with Red Bull and take him up to 128,000 feet over Roswell then push him out and see if he bounces ... he doesn't need a parachute like you Earthlings. 