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Forum: Tech Log
15th Nov 2007, 07:59
Replies: 29
Views: 8,775
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Cyclone Tracy was on Xmas Eve 1974. The -400 did...

Cyclone Tracy was on Xmas Eve 1974. The -400 did not grace the skies until around '89.
Forum: Tech Log
2nd Jun 2007, 07:24
Replies: 7
Views: 2,938
Posted By Fatter Bastard

VNAV - In all modes will command flap limit speed...

VNAV - In all modes will command flap limit speed minus 5 knots if commanded speed is above flap limit speed.

e.g. you are taking off at 185T in a GE flap 5. Assume you have entered a climb speed...
1st Jun 2007, 13:04
Replies: 18
Views: 7,131
Posted By Fatter Bastard

I am no B737 expert either, however, there are a...

I am no B737 expert either, however, there are a few of slightly incorrect assumptions being made here.

markjoy said, "...At that point the EEC detected the thrust lever mismatch and...
21st Mar 2007, 12:49
Replies: 17
Views: 1,835
Posted By Fatter Bastard

If you would like to fly the a320 in Australia,...

If you would like to fly the a320 in Australia, please ensure your rectal muscles are able to withstand quite a blunt force as the only current operator of these aircraft in this country is not...
21st Mar 2007, 12:44
Replies: 16
Views: 4,448
Posted By Fatter Bastard

If you are looking at using said rating in...

If you are looking at using said rating in Australia then you might also look for a good rectal muscle relaxant as well.
Forum: Tech Log
21st Mar 2007, 12:40
Replies: 28
Views: 4,625
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Yeah I agree. Way too much sweat over this. Now...

Yeah I agree. Way too much sweat over this. Now if we were talking about how much vermouth to put in a Martini then it might be worth it...
20th Mar 2007, 11:05
Replies: 24
Views: 5,749
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Cloud looming over airshow? Cloud looming over...

Cloud looming over airshow? Cloud looming over airshow? You people crack me up. Honestly.
Forum: Tech Log
20th Mar 2007, 10:53
Replies: 28
Views: 4,625
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Oh dear, you people have way too much time on...

Oh dear, you people have way too much time on your hands. There are many more important things in life, for example martinis.
Forum: Questions
19th Mar 2007, 11:50
Replies: 10
Views: 4,502
Posted By Fatter Bastard

um, you get there quicker :p . F#ck it - I am not...

um, you get there quicker :p . F#ck it - I am not paying for the gas!
Forum: Tech Log
19th Mar 2007, 11:47
Replies: 13
Views: 11,467
Posted By Fatter Bastard

my favourite after getting off an aircraft is to...

my favourite after getting off an aircraft is to type in:

I.SAID.INVALID.ENTRY.YOU.IDIOT

and then line select that to any field e.g. ZFW so you get the

INVALID ENTRY msg

so when the next...
Forum: Tech Log
25th Feb 2007, 10:17
Replies: 17
Views: 3,355
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Tailplane flies thru the wing wash, stop me if...

Tailplane flies thru the wing wash, stop me if i'm getting too technical... :O
9th Feb 2007, 01:38
Replies: 6
Views: 1,414
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Photo Licence

Congratulations to CASA for implementing the photo licence system. :rolleyes: I received my licence with a photo on it in the mail yesterday. I now have much more confidence in the aviation security...
4th Feb 2007, 06:47
Replies: 69
Views: 9,120
Posted By Fatter Bastard

oh and Steve, stop :mad: press - if you could...

oh and Steve, stop :mad: press - if you could add to the article that the engine "explosion" was no doubt caused by someone using a hand held video-cam in the cabin prior to the seat belt sign being...
4th Feb 2007, 06:40
Replies: 165
Views: 23,966
Posted By Fatter Bastard

sm4 - yes point taken. I guess it is not easy,...

sm4 - yes point taken. I guess it is not easy, especially with say, a MEL-SYD a/c up high descending out of a 90TW at maybe FL390 to a 20HW at FL260 - not unusual - and therefore groundspeed...
4th Feb 2007, 03:33
Replies: 165
Views: 23,966
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Um no offence intended to any of our ATC...

Um no offence intended to any of our ATC chaps/dolls as I am sure they are just following their own (sometimes misguided) procedures in this case but, I would have thought if the controller doesn't...
4th Feb 2007, 02:58
Replies: 69
Views: 9,120
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Yeah no doubt we will read an article by Steve...

Yeah no doubt we will read an article by Steve Creedy that that particular engines maintenance was outsourced to a russian diesel mechanic somewhere in upper mongolia hence why the engine "exploded"...
4th Feb 2007, 02:43
Replies: 165
Views: 23,966
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Sydney director, when i say "visual" and they...

Sydney director, when i say "visual" and they immediately say "confirm you have the threshold 34R in sight?". :D

What i want to say in return - "Yes mate, when i say 'visual' it means i can see...
13th Dec 2006, 01:12
Replies: 11
Views: 1,326
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Catering would appreciate it if you could let...

Catering would appreciate it if you could let them know next time this happens, what with all the cost cutting they could do with some extra supplies.
Forum: Questions
13th Dec 2006, 01:06
Replies: 5
Views: 942
Posted By Fatter Bastard

I had a wind issue in a heavy jet last week. My...

I had a wind issue in a heavy jet last week. My esteemed colleague next to me was having a slight issue with gas expansion and the resulting eruption, which can best be described as smelling like a...
19th Nov 2006, 19:04
Replies: 127
Views: 23,193
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Yeah it'd be great to have chuck there. The...

Yeah it'd be great to have chuck there.

The whole crowd could gather around while he told us about the time he flew an inverted NDB approach, engine-out to the US aircraft carrier in Moresby...
29th May 2006, 11:04
Replies: 4
Views: 1,008
Posted By Fatter Bastard

El correcto. I operated down to melbourne this...

El correcto.
I operated down to melbourne this morning then we took empty a/c over to launy (nice scenic down tamar river), picked up beaconsfield folk (mayor, lots of ambo's, everyone really) and...
Forum: Questions
7th May 2006, 04:47
Replies: 27
Views: 3,995
Posted By Fatter Bastard

I have my own non-normal checklist which i like...

I have my own non-normal checklist which i like to call "Captain hand flying above 10,000ft" - it is a very simple one...
Condition: Captain pissing me off by unnecessarily hand-flying at high...
Forum: Questions
21st Sep 2005, 01:09
Replies: 4
Views: 800
Posted By Fatter Bastard

No, not true. 767 will reduce speed in cruise...

No, not true. 767 will reduce speed in cruise just prior to TOD to achieve whatever speed you have entered in descent page and then descend.
25th Aug 2005, 12:30
Replies: 80
Views: 14,027
Posted By Fatter Bastard

I spoke to a few of the passengers who were on...

I spoke to a few of the passengers who were on that flight. Very interestingly, one passenger told me he was interviewed by one of the airport police. He showed me the cops business card. The cop...
23rd May 2005, 10:05
Replies: 10
Views: 2,330
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Great in theory Ultralights, but those big...

Great in theory Ultralights, but those big American corporate collapses (e.g. enron, mci worldcom) showed that fat bonuses related to the share price don't really work as all that happens is the...
Forum: Tech Log
23rd May 2005, 09:54
Replies: 4
Views: 1,702
Posted By Fatter Bastard

guaranteed cure - ;) - go around...

guaranteed cure - ;) - go around...
22nd May 2005, 10:22
Replies: 100
Views: 11,824
Posted By Fatter Bastard

You look at the totaliser fuel quantity while you...

You look at the totaliser fuel quantity while you are at MTOW belting down the runway?

:ugh:
22nd May 2005, 10:18
Replies: 25
Views: 7,295
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Does anyone know any details for bats wings...

Does anyone know any details for bats wings (herman) funeral ? I understand it will be in Brisbane, but don't know when.
17th May 2005, 13:03
Replies: 100
Views: 11,824
Posted By Fatter Bastard

Given the exorbitant price of fuel these days...

Given the exorbitant price of fuel these days (and it ain't gonna get any cheaper), it's hardly surprising a company that uses the amount of fuel that Qantas does is looking to save every last drop....
1st Apr 2005, 02:25
Replies: 161
Views: 38,439
Posted By Fatter Bastard

The F/O was not directly involved, but I'm pretty...

The F/O was not directly involved, but I'm pretty sure the Easter bunny and jesus were there.
30th Mar 2005, 06:52
Replies: 161
Views: 38,439
Posted By Fatter Bastard

This "he did this/they did that" stuff that some...

This "he did this/they did that" stuff that some people are posting is really cracking me up considering none of you were there.

I would respectfully suggest that you might refrain from...
29th Mar 2005, 23:43
Replies: 161
Views: 38,439
Posted By Fatter Bastard

On the night of the 25th: QF180 NRT-MEL...

On the night of the 25th:
QF180 NRT-MEL cancelled
cabin crew due to operate QF180 paxed, some on QF22 NRT-SYD and some on QF60 NRT-CNS-SYD
One Capt (due to operate) paxed NRT-CNS-SYD on QF60
One...
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