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Brought my brown cords in my satchel , just in case we come under canon fire
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These men are outstanding in their own field.
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Never before in the field of human conflict was so little owed to so many by so few... |
"DON'T TELL 'IM PIKE!"
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"So today yew will learn 'ow to deal with a man armed with a pineapple!" "Or did we do that last week?"
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"Cheer up son, you may not have a weapon, or a uniform, or even an armband, but you do have something the Hun will never have: Bulldog spirit!"
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"Well gentlemen, I'm pleased to inform you that in the event of hostilities reaching this area, you have have been designated as hostages. Good luck to you all. Dismissed"
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"You there! 3rd in on the front rank! Don't think I don't recognise you Adolf, just because you've shaved it off! Fall out immediately!
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"Right Chaps, I see the Navy have arrived behind you, so the next game will be "British Bulldog" - about face and link arms!"
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They're a right disgrace. They should be arrested.
Funny you should say that. The other crowd's stopped off in Doorn to pick up an old warrant. |
"After last week's unfortunate incident with Private Jones, can you all take it as read that sticky bombs really ARE sticky, so need to test for yourselves. Oh yes, and they really ARE bombs, too, as you no doubt witnessed."
"So this week's drill is about Molotov Cocktails, and before you ask, no they are NOT for human consumption, despite the name..." |
“Who said Medals will be worn? It shows up those who weren’t there last time … like the Captain.”
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The anti DEI forces in the governement have won a decisive victory in shaping the new Army recruiting polices and are confident that the first non woke recuiting class will provide just the kind of soldiers a modern army needs !
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"Good news, men. We are about to receive an issue of canvas handbags for every one of you!"
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Welcome Gentlemen to the newly formed No1 counter mine Batallion.
...By the left, quick march! |
Sarn't?
Yes Sir? Why are they still lined up waiting? They're expecting some kit sir. But we've given out all the armbands we had. |
"So Colonel, is your person wearing a hat?"
....The officers loved a game of 'Guess Who?' to pass the time before battle! |
Cpl Hoskins came up with a cunning plan to prevent the Sgt from checking their shoes had been polished
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I'm not saying we have been waiting here a long time for this inspection Sgt....but this is the 18th Green on the station golf course!
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Good God, I hope we don't have to wear one of those awful beret things that shouty man is wearing.
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