It's the seven of clubs....

Up a bit....up a bit...left a bit....aaaah, that's got it!

Well Sir, thats a nasty place to get a shrapnel wound .....and I'm not rubbing any cream there!

When I said I needed ground handlers, what I meant was. . .

And I won't even ask what that is hanging out the front of your trousers

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Und don't forget to bring back 200 fags and a bottle of scotch...

Sir, I'm not bothered about your cross dressing, but you really need to learn how to unhook your bra yourself.

"Don't worry sir, we've got your back."

"Funny, that's just what my wingman said before he got shot down!"

Removing the seat cushion after a high pucker flight is a three man operation, Fritz

Und remember, post Brexit, every round you fire at the Britishers are now subject to tax, und you vill have a sh*tload ov customs declarations to fill out ven you return.

German fighter pilot being arrested for saying "fat man Meyer" and "I want Spitfires".
France, September 1940.


ps - BF109E, I think.

Okay, that was number 25, so it's back to the jug.

What? Pardon from the Fuhrer? You didn't actually believe that bit, did you?

Helpful tips for photographing your RC model aircraft.
1. Bring realistic action figures to place alongside.
2. No, nothing as confusing as that.

"It's not a Fokker Triplane,
A Focke-Wulf it's not;
Begins with M it does, my plane,
You're still not getting hot!"

The ground staff would have preferred a straight answer, but they noted that some of these pilots had budding literary aspirations.