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Right, breakfast digesting and a quick squizz through some great responses - here are my also rans:

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Originally Posted by MPN11 (Post 11603223)

"And finally, men, be careful. Those without LDV armbands risk being shot as spies."

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Originally Posted by fitliker (Post 11603489)

If you think these suits are bad wait until you see your De-mob suit after the War .

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Originally Posted by 622 (Post 11604070)

I'm not saying we have been waiting here a long time for this inspection Sgt....but this is the 18th Green on the station golf course!

But the winner is PingDit who stepped on my first thought when I found the pic and garnished it in a most delightful manner:

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Originally Posted by PingDit (Post 11603536)

"You there! 3rd in on the front rank! Don't think I don't recognise you Adolf, just because you've shaved it off! Fall out immediately!

Well done sir, the CST will be delivered to you shortly by Private Pike on his bicycle, providing his scarf doesn't get caught in the rear wheel...

Honoured indeed! Back in a dash ...

First used in 2022.

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Originally Posted by Saab Dastard (Post 11580689)

Even more 2022:
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....fae0effd39.jpg

https://www.pprune.org/military-avia...-pictures.html

It was an object lesson in 'Why to avoid handling live ordnance when you're pissed'

So good we played it twice!

The new German gas shells were filled with Nitrous Oxide.

Helmut the Helmet was usually known as Bellend.

Helmut Marko launches his inaugural Rot Stier. A drink full of energy...

Disregarding the arrow on his sleeve denoting "This side UP", Wolfgang Klusterfunk is unaware that he and his mates are not long for this earth.

Germany's answer to George Formby begins field trials.

Suspicions the Germans may have used mind altering drugs in their chemical weapons were rising!

I always thought that Mel B was a bombshell. ….. not really!

With the first suppository inserted, Himmel was girding himself for the second...

Moe! Larry! The Shell! Whoop, whoop, whoop....

- Ed

A more sober Hans might have recognized the problem with double shotting the howitzer.

"These woolen mittens are great for keeping your hands warm, but they do make holding shells difficult, because they are so slippery...".

Were the last words of Jens Apfelgartner.

"This is how real men play Russian Roulette."

Apologies to all for my inadvertent re-run of this pic! I've been absent for some time!
It looks like we'd better get another one on the go so from the entries so far;

Well played 622 with: 'Suspicions the Germans may have used mind altering drugs in their chemical weapons were rising!'

Congrats. and take it away!