Lacking an IL-76, the Russian rustlers improvised...

At a secret Oxen airbase...

Right, lets see if they complain that the in-flight rations are not fresh this time!

Amazon's UAV delivers Busters new sex toy.

Locals reported a veritable sh*t storm

Heath Robinson, there has to be a simpler way to make minced beef for tonight's Bolognaise...

At Monaco last week, motoring journalists got their first good look at the secrets of Red Bull's cunning floor. Christian Horner was not pleased.

After trying yours, I needed the larger size...

This is a load of old bull!

Sorry this is far toooo tempting…
Hoskins I meant the CO wife not farmer John old cow!,

with apologies to anyone offended

Error in transcription results in first successful firing from helicopter of wire-guided COW missile.

Hoskins, the manual says to lift the cowling. If there weren’t any calves, you at least could have found a heifer.

Don't stand udder a slung load, me old chief used to tell me..

Economical too, it can do quite a few miles to the pint.

100' should tenderise...

Meanwhile, above the backstreets of Pamplona, a member of the El Toro Special Forces fast ropes in.

At least it comes with its own wire strike cutters fitted!

The cow, named Goddess, was airlifted after suffering injuries in an apparent fight. Soon after arriving at the hospital, vets announced her condition as "delicious".

UFO - Unidentified Flying Offal

Houstons, we heifer problem...