Groupie stops Phil Collins from a rendition of ' In the Air Tonight '

" We Don't Need Another Hero " staff Sargent Turner.

At RAF Scampton, the AirForce find an unlikely sponsor stopping the Government selling off the base to Asylum Speakers

“Please hurry up, the Guard are flagging.”

Mmm, well it's alright, but I was really after something in a red.


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When I was younger I was a cheerleader over at West Ham .. here let me show you how it's done...hold my pink gin and tonic...

Congratulations PO PPRuNe for seeing through your Basic Flying Course, as top of your group....but tell me what happened to the others of your intake?

My your gloves are so white, tell me what do you clean them with, look mine are all brown and wrinkley.

Are you trying to drum up some sales for your flagging flag business?

LAC Hoskins was on a charge for not lining up the drums properly.

Far more effective than the wire brush and detol ma’am for getting those malingering around the sick bay back to the regiment . If the drums don’t get them moving to the beat , then the big scarey stick creates the required bowel movements to clear the malaise ma’am . The NHS should take note and save a fortune on pharmaceuticals . Nobody pulling a fake sickie round here if they are still in the ward after we parade through they are truly sick or dead in bed .

Unfortunately Ma'am, after the cost of the Funeral & the Coronation, me & Bert here are all you're getting for the Trooping of the Colour!

And you're quite certain it was here this morning Ma'am?

Sergeant! Assemble the men! We need to find out who took the Queen's shilling.

There Tessa, I have been told to give you this, and if you score a bullseye on Harry, there's a Royal Pardon in it for you.

Not really concentrating HMTQ descided at this point she wanted Scrambled Eggs for tea..

So why are there on Battle Honours on your standard or drums???
We're the TA your Majesty...
( TA is the Tartan Army )

Ahhh So this is the flag AVM Wigston disgraced.

Ah. this flag is oversized, take it back and trim it down to regulations. Don't want to hurt the feelings of height deficient people...

FFS, just give her the damn thing and we can knock off for the day.

No thank you. I only talk to pilots...