For superb tasting beef, dry-hanging can never start soon enough.

The Popeil Bessie Copter uses pure methane as fuel.

- Ed

Testing Day for the new heavy lift, high impact sports bra.

They are literally on a low flying exercise....

Newsflash
Pilot picks up horny fat cow named Goddess. Sources believe that he's flying her to pastures new.

I've heard of pulled pork ....but never winched beef!

We intend to dangle it over the mexican border as a piñata then after a couple of whacks release it amongst them.

After reading of the Philippino fishing boat (apocryphally) sunk by a cow, the Ukrainians hit on an idea to deal with more Russian Navy vessels... "we need a bigger drone though..."

Pilot noted that the slung load was a little Jerky...

unable to decide whether to hoof it or airlift, a compromise was arrived at, avoiding the horns of the dilemma.

This pilot has a real beef with the Base Commander.

- Ed

Thank goodness Kiltrash put me on CapComp.
Otherwise he’d be milking me dry.

Just another milk run.

I’m cowed into submission by the quality of the inputs this time!

Keep the puns comming and I will put you out of your misery...humanly... Last orders judging about 3 pm UK tomorrow..

A new version of conkers...

The Boss said that this job was a load of bullocks.

I said it was as stupid heifair tasking order

"OK, roll the cameras, we've got the cat and the fiddle and the laughing dog, cue the cow onto the backdrop of the moon, and hey diddle diddle, we've got a mooovie!"

Well, I told that farmer a thing or two. And I never make empty threats.

Hoskins, you do know that isn't a donkey, right?