"if your going to smuggle in booze I would suggest you put it INSIDE the hat"

...and at night the red beacon will guide the bombers home

....and turn slowly round he can detect the incoming enemy aircraft

Ah Sir, may I introduce my father, Barnes, I am modeling his latest invention, If I get shot down the Germans will assume I am mad and repatriate​​​​​ me under the Geneva Convention

I know you've changed your name to Yossarian but I'm still not going to ground you.

Catch 22, sir?

No, Queen's Regulations my boy.


Thanks Wensleydale, my thinking was it was somebody like Johnny Johnson but I couldn't quite place him.

So if I pull the toggle, she becomes Mae West?

No, but if you pull the wrong toggle HE'LL will punch you right on the nose!

Having finished as Peter Pan in Pantomime Hoskins returns to his day job as the Station Mascot

Hoskins returns from the Palace with his BEM proudly in a inconspicuous place

It seems to have gone quiet...I'll have a look tomorrow (Monday).

W.

Bloggs had a good point but the hat disguised it quite well.

If I stand like THIS, tuck my arm like THAT....I dont need to get too close incase its catching... smile!!!

"Kiss me Hardy"

"Sorry sir I will have to take this one away, obviously defective"
Arnie voice. "I'll be back"

Gp Cap to Farmer Gable, "I'm terribly sorry the aircraft destroyed your Scarecrow, Please accept Hoskins as a replacement "

So God, Pilot and ATC Went into a bar and the Barman Said which one of you is God? they all replied ME

...is our nearly New Year Winner. Take it away Kiltrash and give us a new photo for the coming week's festivities!!!

Applause for Kiltrash. :ok:

Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.

Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....

Wait one please

K

I hope you aren't playing Widow Twanky; some of those songs will be hard to pull off p*ssed!

Oh no you won't!

Where I am too old for Panto's the Grandchildren are not, so I have to go and use the opera glasses to get a better view of the stage...(skimpy clad lasses)..Oh did I think that out loud!!

So home and before the Proscetto kicks in may I offer to see us over the New Year, Tomorrow nights QF9 ..I wish

Merry New Year all


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Select Legs to Manual...

Honestly Officer, I was reaching for the door handle...

"Well, I think we're due an unscheduled overnight Carruthers"

"...and THAT'S how you open a twist-top!"

There have been a lot of "Carry On" films over Christmas on the box - but I have never seen that one.

"Carry on with the cabin staff?"

"....and what did you ask Santa to leave in your stocking"?

No harness being worn, so no risk of turbulence.

"Sorry, gents, even LGBT staff have to wear the uniform correctly."

"Come here and I'll show you why it's called a jump seat."