Relaxation of the minimum height requirements allows some of the seven dwarfs into West Point

With the hares wearing a white belt and the hounds wearing yellow, the army version of a Hash Run needed some tweaking to get it to work. (Trump: #Run?? I will make it a # March! and none of that sissy british "on-on" stuff either!)

"Eyes Down, Chests In - Don't swing your arms"!

The US Military practises being sloppy at drill.

"I don't know but I've been told.... Eskimo pussy is mighty cold...."

Dress PT Belts...only the Brits would think that a required Uniform Item!

Why do those guys look so glum ?

They just got to see Navy show them which service knows how to play college football

GO Navy !

(Third from left) "Oooh look! It's Section Officer Harvey, and she's showing me her fur-edged knickers!"

The new Impeachment drill went down a treat!

OK boys. Do you want to be pilots or do you want to grow up?

While crossing the suspension bridge the troops are told to break step. Not break wind....

Don't think much of the camouflage

Everyone wishes they were the radio man safe at the back of the division

Gays..... } ...................rains
..............} I hope it ............................because these pants will become perfectly see-through when wet
Straights } ..............doesn't rain

Tom Cruise puts some serious preparation into his latest Maverick movie...

no I believe it's a centre parting

Actually, the cadets pictured are at the USAF Academy, which is in Colorado Springs.

Christmas Cheers,
Grog

The President when asked to go to Colorado for the passing out parade asked "Are they Republicans or Democrats?, that's more important to me"

Ps thanks for the Location Grog..

At the passing out Parade, Chuck was disappointed to be sent to Afghanistan, so he resolved to take a tin of his uncle's Pork Scratchings to remind him of home. What could possibly go wrong, he mused...

"Smile, men, smile. We're doing this walking bus so that all the country's schoolchildren will think that walking buses are cool, and then there will not be gridlock for us when we want to drive around school start or finish time."

Future Air Force Pilots were identified from their Lawyer colleagues by the absence of the yellow sash and their inability to hold position in formation.

"Mumble..mumble.. our dress jackets date back to the civil war...mumble... we don't even march properly... mumble .. wish we could do cool marching like they do in Korea... mumble mumble.."

I shall judge later this morning, so that you're all free for christmas!

In the meantime, my Googling unearthed this exquisite and typical American overcomplication ...

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The sniper won't have a clue as to who is the more senior officer....
Merry Christmas all

K

We are off to see Aladin this afternoon so

"Behind you." " Oh no he isnt" " Oh yes he is" etc

Ho-Ho-Ho ... and the finalists are ... Kiltrash, Ascend Charlie and Wensleydale.

But there can only be one winner, who is on this occasion ...

*Drumroll* *Shower of sparkling snowflakes*


The CST has been despatched by reindeer-drawn sleigh with a fat bearded driver, and should be with you shortly after midnight if you've been good.

Merry Christmas to you all. :ok:

Thanks very much!

Continuing the high standards of military dress theme:


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"And the winner of the RAF support helicopter "Hat of the detachment" competition is......"

You hold the right one and I will grip the one on the left, then we will have his attention

“I recognise the moustache ... have we met?”

Where is Dorothy ?

What did the man mean when he said FO back to Kansas. !!!!

I am not a FO, I will have you know.

We always welcome diversity in the modern RAF!

"So that's why the Paras call us Craphats!"

Nutty and Buster....over dressed as usual.

Jamaica Squadron - for men whose wives have taken themselves off to the West Indies.

Hello i'm Bill
Thanks and Hello i'm Ben.
and I am weeeed

I say old chap, if you could possibly wait say 50 years then you can enter the British General Election

The Squadron is known as The Hatters, Sir, as in "mad as..."

The prize for the best hat competition was to have 2 senior officers help you finish your wee. Hence the big smile...

Clearly, the Luftwaffe were missing that "X Factor" during the Battle of Britain...