The rush was on to get to the Senate for the impeachment vote.

Private "Parts" Epstein showed the kids that his GPS ankle bracelet must have fallen off, and said it would be great fun if they went with him into the sand dunes to look for it...

Nutty decides not to play and takes his ball home. after all with Buster as the Judge, Jury and executioner he has NO chance.

Jonah Lomu in South Africa 1995 gets in some practice before the semi final

With the AFL taking games to London it was not far off that games were played in Baghdad

In a recent initiative, Helicopter Crews are trained to run away from underage girls.

Pretend its actually the British Army

If the MOD had not spent soo much on the Queen Lz and F35 we could have had a couple of Camels, ah well running is safer than walking

"Getting local kids to lark around a bit is enough to write 'distinguished military career' on my CV."

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Corporal Maxwell Q Klinger brings up the rear as usual, even though he'd swapped his stilettos for a pair of all terrain sandals...

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. OK, that's passed the 10-character minimum. Now for the caption.

BUNDLE!

Guess who farted

I cant believe it, a bunch of middle aged men and kids playing football and not a Man United shirt in sight

At the top of his voice: "Hey, mate - I can't remember what the top secret instructions said to do when we'd lured the mob out of the shade of the tree."

Hank knew that he did not have to win the Friday evening race to get the prettiest camel. His tin of camel treats was always going to put him in the front line for their favours.

I know that I signed up for the Presidents Space Force, but this is not the space I imagined

Well I found this old lamp under a rock and when I rubbed it a Genie gave me 3 wishes and I asked for a great big weapon, a great attraction to others and the ability to see in the dark. and this is what I got

"And so, as our tour of Crossrail concludes, I'm sure you'll all agree there's no sign at all of any work being done, a tribute to the Considerate Contractors scheme."

Young and old alike enjoyed the annual Easter Grenade hunt.

- Ed

Yep...we told them you were Tom Cruise!
ttfn

If only Carlsberg made Baggage Loaders at airports.

Run for cover, guys. Boeing’s latest rocket failure is about to crash somewhere near here ...

[/topical joke] :)

I think it's safe to draw this one to a close & have a new one up for Christmas week. I have judged this one on my sheer volume of laughter at the entry so...

Runner up MPN11 with;
But, the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII is....

Nutty!!! with;
:}

I think you can take it away MPN11, you can be the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

Nutty must be busy & couldn't check in on the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII, but I'm sure he'll be back soon for the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

:}

Gosh and Thank You. I'm quite unprepared, and having difficulty in uploading images. Gizza few minutes, please.

Ah ... will this do for now? "Fake news, no medals!"


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A very orderly queue forms at Waitrose for the Christmas shopping. Sign at the door NO RIFF RAFF

Greta Thunburg makes the Swedish Navy give up the smoke belching ships

'PARADE WILL DRESS RIGHT'

Bloke on right:

"It's no use following me, it's still MY turn to carry the sword for another hour..."

(Third from right) '...left foot...right foot...left foot...left ..no..right..ahh ****..."

IKEA recruit new security staff to ensure no one leaves before they've been in the shop for four hours.

:p - that made me laugh out loud....................

After getting to Nutty's house and finding no one in the Coffman Starter Honour guard re form for the long march to MPN11's house

The RSM checks Queens Regulation to check is it a belt or a sash?

Bloke third from the right, Hmm he's got a nice arse.....

Bloke third from right: "ooh, a WhatsApp from mumsy, aw, the cat's had her kittens, three boys and two girls, ahhhh!"

"Mostly harmless." [per Douglas Adams]

Nothing uniform about this Lot!

Still no females or ethnic minority at West Point?? .....Gotta keep the President happy