I have had a word with Justin and seems Archie and I are OK for citizenship due to my residency, and skills, however you on the other hand do not have enough points on the visa application.

It appears that Philips had your bed sheets tested and Charles is not your Dad, so the family want the £75.4m they paid you back. But they are willing to be reasonable and will only expect £75m.. keep the loose change

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"It's OK, dear, I can get a job as a lawyer!"
"I hate to break this to you, but you're not really a lawyer!"
"Yes, I am, in Series 3 I passed the exams!"

No Harry you no longer have the use of the Royal nappy changer, you need to learn to do it oneself ... Smelly one your turn 😀

Not now, dear, I have a headache ... my family.

Remind me again Meghan. How does one boil a egg, make a ice cube and wipe ones bottom?

Come on, babe, Canada’s great. It’s got, umm, ahhh ... how about California, then?

I have told you before, if it's not on the calendar you can't go. Even if it's the Rugby League World Cup
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OK, darling, have you considered hair transplants? Or extensions? Or colorizing?

Surely you could get a flying job with SouthWest, or Alaskan? Or even WestJet?
I’d fly with you, if the freebies were right.

Guess what! I’m pregnant!!

Oh, come on ... Curling is a great game! And my brush strokes are grrrreat!

Cheer up, sweetie ... we don’t use Flybe anyway.

We'll leave from Northolt, and to hell with the poor people.

M: "Didn't 216 do VIP lomg-haul?"

H: "Yes, but they just drone now."

"You know, I've never enjoyed anything as much as my army training.... I think we'll go and live in an igloo in the far north."

Harry obviously thinking..'Bloody Muesli again
'What I would give for a Full English Breakfast'

Cheer up Sweetheart, it won't be that bad!
Yea, but we had the pick of the world.......f*%kin' Canada?

Where is that taking place?

I've just been to the Mercedes Garage Harry and bought us a new S Class

Cheer up honey, I know I am the only one in this relationship with marketable skills, but I promise I will still support you.

Come on, you could be Governor-General if you smiled nicely to your grandmother.

"Cheer up Harry, honorary Rock Ape was only a title, I mean look, your knuckles don't drag on the floor"

Ah, breaking news, dear. Your just going to be Mr. H Windsor now, and we need to pay £2.4m for doing up Frogmore House.
But I still think you’re wonderful ... if expensive to keep.

Honey I have been asked to go on The Masked Singe, do you think anyone will recognise my accent
DILLIGAF

H ... written off by my Family, what could possibly be worse?
M... Arcihe said he want to support Scunthorpe United

M: You are a substantive Major, aren’t you? The pension could be useful.

Do you think if I grovel to the King he would take me back?
Would not hold my breath

M: Hey, honey, that’s worked out well, eh?
H: Oh, sod off.

"And how are we going to get a mortgage to pay off the house? We don't own it, they do"

"Don't worry Harry, we can still use the HRH title in the bedroom, no one will overhear it, they've taken the staff orf us."

M: I bet those guys on PPRuNe are furiously revising their earlier CapCom inputs.
H: Oh, sod off.

In a bedroom somewhere, two vaguely powerful people tried to work out what they had started, and how their Advisors were going to resolve assorted issues such as Taxation, Residency and Income.

"Now ones not an H, does that mean one has to call you 'arry"

(H Thinks)
I went to a Vancouver Whitecaps game and nobody noticed, no one wanted a Selfie, no one asked for a climate change quote, no one asked how Archie was, no one reported it in the papers, no one wanted to shake my hand.. I should be pleased
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Look Honey a dinner set with our pictures from our wedding. Bids start at £0.01

M .... See Boris wants public donations for the Bung a Bob for a Big Ben Brexit Bong. Chip in a couple of quid?
H..... Can't afford it

H .... No one's taking my calls anymore. Not Richard, Pippa, Elton, Sir Alex, Gazza, Not even Piers

M: My dad won't talk to me.
H: Mine won't either.
M: But you talked to Prince Charles yesterday?
H: I thought we were talking about our fathers?