Well that is the absolutely the last time I jump out of a perfectly serviceable aeroplane !

Right... where's me gun and where's the parrot I'm supposed to shoot?

Oh here's a note from the parachute packer..."I hear your having an affair with my wife...don't worry the chute is perfect, your welcome to her...bitch. "

[assuming the photo is taken from the ground]

"Hey, photographer! Put that camera away and catch me!"

I'd move if I was you mate, or I'll be unloading my sack on you
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....a5a4545dd0.jpg

"WTF is this"?
"It's a wing suit, and you better turn around. Those aren't clouds behind me, it's an avalanche".

One last picture Mr President for the Great Leaders "Action Man of the people Sunday Suppliment " please

Wallace and Grommet were surprised to find it was not fluffy white cloud they plunged through but a vast vat of White Crumbly Cheese from Northern England.

Say again QNH...

Go Pro man...thinks
When will the picture editor let me back to photograph the PM's daily jog....

You've got a bogey up your nose!

GoPro guy: "Wait. I thought you were doing a tandem..."

Hoskins hopes, yet again, this is just another ' wet ' dream.

When asked, fancy a jump?, Doris definitely did not have this in mind when she said yes please.

According to the tarot cards in my hand.....I’m afraid for you, it’s not looking very good!

Is this allowed under lockdown rules.? For meet one other outside?
Not sure but find out tonight @7 when the Prime Minister speaks....so hang on...
( other countries and leaders are available )

Second para jumping thinks “God that instructor is cool...he is even marking his own roll up to have the way down”

Hoskins (In the white gloves) prepares to set the ‘Highest free fall whilst playing the harmonica’ world record.

Liney in white gloves isn't impressed with the new order for marshaling in Para's.

Time to judge, and the winner is Hydromet with......

My own thoughts were that the PEd Flt will do anything to carry out aircrew swimming proficiency tests of breaststroke during the closure of swimming pools.

Over to you Hydro!!

With over half a million views, 10,020 posts and 501 pages on this thread it’s time to move on to Caption Competition Mk III :ok: