Who’s the guy over by the wing ?

Oh he was guy driving, he was so far behind the airplane he is just catching up now !

Yes... while it looks good Smith, I think we will stick to using the Jet Provost fuselage as an equestrian jump.

Everything was going fine until Hoskins wound the rubber band up too tight and it broke.

"They are driving up from the Wellington Air Show with the wheel that you left in the under-run to the runway, sir!"
"Mumble mumble......."

At Bruntingthorpe the Blue Peter Charity Aircraft Pull was going well, till the developers ripped up the runway earlier than planned

Once we get the rope stowed you are good to go for the 30000 foot Charity Bungee
Good luck ( mumbles) you'll need it.

Delayed parachute Ejaculation.
oops auto fill wrong again

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Mind where you put yer feet - we're looking for Skipper's contact lens...

"Scampton Combine, Scampton Combine, Scampton Combine. Scampton is BLACK. I've just had an abortion on the runway".

(Based upon a real broadcast over Tower frequency by a young lady at Lossiemouth many years ago).

As the commanders retirement flight does not go quite according to plan..
" Do you think it's still a good idea for the stripper to jump out of the cake and cry surprise surprise."
( thoughts of as in Under Seige )

Absolute classic Wensleydale, I'm bloody glad my coffee was safely on the table!

I'll have you know were 617 Sqn, the Sqn of the Bouncing Bomb...er fame. and it did as designed, on the last bounce it rolled back and sank down the concrete

Vulcan ‘ell!

or

Oh chute!

No. Neither the Skipper nor I saw any Sky Divers. Why do you ask?

Would you like to put some water through that hose?
No thanks. I went in the Mess before coming out here.

You know, when the Aircraft is warning you about Bank angle, it’s not blurry talking about Jodrell Bank!!!

Hoskins. I know I’ve mentioned this before...many times actually....but, when I say “plough the field”......

For once Hoskins was glad to be in Jankers in Gibraltar. At least they cant blame me this time.

No Hal,... I clearly remember saying, You have control.
Hal, ..But we don't have Autoland III capability...