Awwww crap, no paper.

After a severe beasting, private parts soon hit the wall.


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Wouldn't it be easier to disguise oneself as a bush? I commend your ingenuity, but I question the practicality.

The self employed painter has to decorate your house from the outside

Well done all, some nice entries...unlike the chap in the picture!:E

I was hoping somebody would keep it topical, and you did not disappoint...so the winner is:

Well done Sir...Trophy on its way by sterilised carrier pigeon!

622, many thanks, most unexpected; I did wonder what that passing pigeon had dropped on my door step! TBH, I was sure the caption about Pink Floyd's "Brick in the Wall" was a sure winner.

I'm struggling for a picture - my computer keeps crashing when I try to post one; I'll keep trying but I'm happy for anyone else to take it as open house to post one of theirs.

How about this?

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....97b7a920d5.jpg

Germany's Covid testing scheme is inaugurated by the Chancellor...

A keen Angela hooks an old trout...

Source of her shakes identified...

Herr Chancellor, when I said you were floundering in the Polls...umm...

Mein Gott.....How many is she going to pull out!

When he woke up from his coma, Nutty couldn't understand why he never got to finish his sentence; "Who gave the Fish head......(away)?"

Maggie and Dennis tackle a Northern delicacy when the Conference takes place in Arbroath

Sigourney and John wolf down a hearty snack just before filming re starts

Man with glasses encourages them to get to nein nein each. That's what he drew in the sweepstakes

On a visit to Bremerhaven the leader is invited to try the U boats staple rations. ...Steak Diane they told her

At Kim Jong Un's request the food for his next birthday is tried out on visiting foreign leaders first.

Ed Miliband's bacon sandwich moment is relegated to second place

Trump’s latest miracle cure for COVID-19 gets its first public test.