Wg Cdr with clipboard: "No it definitely says here that there should be 5 of us."

Addition to the emergency kit. All aircrew to be issued with 10 pk Condoms and 5 pk Stockings. In case we eject over the Gay Pride March

Says we are to go to Red Flag in Nevada for the bombing exercise. We will meet up with our flight of 5 F35 there, sorry the 5 has been amended to 4

No the code word for success definitely says Digger

Help stuck on 6 down " Name of one of the UK Nuclear bombers" 6 letters ending in R
" Jaguar" .

It says not to sit on the tyres or a chemical reaction between them and your uniform will form a sort of super-glue.

Congratulations on the blind landing, but I did expect you to know which airfield you'd done it at.

We're a woodwind ensemble - what are these bagpipes doing here?

Right, so that's 3 chicken and 1 fish, and, ooh, here's a quaint little chardonnay! I'll get them to load that on too.

“Don’t be silly. There’s no way 50 could ever become a tanker squadron.”

"When I'm out of here, I'm going to invent the rear staircase on the BAC 1-11."

Ok, what I've written here is: "Dear Flight Sergeant, we're not sure what happened. We just opened the door and all this stuff fell out. We know we should have waited and let you do it. We're really sorry." Now let's go before he comes back!

Do you want me to sign the guest book on behalf of all of us?

Our mission today is to do a fly-past at Blackbushe so as to help our American cousins and NATO allies feel a bit better about themselves.

“Nav, it says here the Bar opens at 16:00. Can you get us there in time for that?”

“God, this handwriting is bloody awful! Does that say ‘bomb’?”

"They didn't tell me it was the Daily Mail air race. I'm not moving from here till I can fly for the Telegraph."

"According to this page it is possible for a crew of four to carry 58 essential items into the plane in just one move. We just have to pick them up correctly and stow them about our persons correctly."

"Well according to this you might as well hand the imprest bag over to the GE and then we will have to try and scrounge the odd pint off him!"

"There it is, I knew I had read it somewhere, OK, we have had the go signal.. yes? and it clearly states here, if you pass go collect 200, so hand over the imprest bag Nav"



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