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treadigraph 11th Jan 2020 17:45

Told you that pilot's watch was too damn heavy...

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 17:48

“Is he in there? Speak to us, Hoskins!”

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 17:49

“Last time I fly with an overweight Observer ... bloody nagging ballast.”

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 17:51

“No problem ... the R.E.8 can take a lot of ... ouch.”

Kiltrash 11th Jan 2020 17:52

Kiltrash thinks 'well I seem to have run out of ideas this time'

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 17:54

How many pilots does it take to buff it out?

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:00

“Sorry, old chap, I think VSTOL is somewhere in the future.”

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:03

“OK, who stole the motor?”

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treadigraph 11th Jan 2020 18:04

Take the cylinders out of my kidneys
The connecting rod out of my brain...

treadigraph 11th Jan 2020 18:05

Ah, I think I can see what the problem is...

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:10

“Well, that’s buggered our 9-ship display team idea.”

c52 11th Jan 2020 18:12

"I can tell you here and now that it was pilot error."

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:14


Originally Posted by c52 (Post 10660340)
"I can tell you here and now that it was pilot error."

Yeah ... blame Sam, as usual.

c52 11th Jan 2020 18:14

"Not a laptop in sight - passengers were so much more obedient in those days."

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:16

The cockpit voice recorder, aka Observer, said “Pull Up ... Pull Up ... eeeekkkk ... Pull UP ... aaargh. “

c52 11th Jan 2020 18:18

"Look, if we can fold the plane up, we can store more of them on a carrier."

c52 11th Jan 2020 18:20

"The pilot says there was an uncommanded movement of the elevator that pitched the plane earthwards."

treadigraph 11th Jan 2020 18:22

He says he had a bird strike,

Yes, but it was in a nest!

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:26

Q.3.. If it takes 6 men to examine the wreckage in 5 minutes, how long will it take 8 fitters and riggers to repair it? Show all working.

MPN11 11th Jan 2020 18:37

Unsure of how to credit this kill, the Deutsche Luftstreitkräfte gave everyone ein Punkt.


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