"Alas, poor Yorick... I think his name was Yorick Hunt..."
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They said we need to wear a mask
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Originally Posted by cavuman1
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Ah, Sir Kiltrash! You'd be happier with Biden/Harris? It takes a dummy....
- Ed |
I get Melania to wear it for...never mind what for, it's mine okay!
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"Jeeezzz, thats an ugly mask...who is it?"
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At last, the head containing the brain is found!
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This is how I'll vote twice. Up yours Pelosi!
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"I can make America grate again - starting at the top!"
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"He has an honest face - he gets my vote."
"He has an honest face - he gets my vote." "How many votes do I actually need?" |
So I said to Melanie who do you see when I make love to you and she said only you.... I then found this in her bedside table.
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I have a surprise for the wife tonight, she asked me last night that in future she wanted me to wear a rubber.
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We caught some Mexican trying to cross the border wearing it but he was soon apprehended, understandable so as it looks nothing like Ted Danson.
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Time to put the President out of his misery, he is/ was not as popular as he thinks he is..
Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
(Post 10882688)
"Alas, poor Yorick... I think his name was Yorick Hunt..."
Please take control of the Trophy K |
I hear the sound on many fingers drumming on desktops ... 😎
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Yup..............
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(Bowing graciously) Thank you for the trophy, I am (as the Caneedians say) "oat and a boat" so feel free to post for me, thengk you.
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Caption waiting for picture...
Canada, a offshoot of Newcastle. ...well I never. |
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OK, back home, have a shot at this |
Hoskins was less than impressed with the “Emergency Procedures For Lack Of Chocks”
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The RAF found that filling aircraft tyres with nitrous oxide to improve braking efficiency often led to abuse.....
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Hoskins heard the crew talking about practising a let down so he though he'd assist...
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Originally Posted by andytug
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The RAF found that filling aircraft tyres with nitrous oxide to improve braking efficiency often led to abuse.....
OR: Not a good place for a lie-down, even if you are tired. |
When Dorothy's Hercules landed in Oz, the Wicked Witch of the East wasn't wearing ruby slippers, so they couldn't get back to Kansas.
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In an effort to slow down Lewis. F1 Bosses instigate a Mercedes Only tyre change procedure
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After Paris, Air France look to a more robust tyre for Concorde. Find a suitable on the fuel truck....not....
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No fault found. If the plane didn't roll properly along the runway I recommend resurfacing.
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Highways Agency were aghast and closed the M25 for 6 hours for recovery. Never had a quicker journey home from the golf said Kiltrash...
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At my last airfield we had a bloody foot pump... |
Things that are hard to do....ar'nt worth doing
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Normally we have 3 flat tyres on a 18 wheeler before we change them Hoskins
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This is not a flat tyre to the Icelanders
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How many Condoms do you get from a rubber tyre? 365 if it's a Goodyear...boom boom.
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Constable off-camera: “Just blow in the tube, Sir ... keep blowing ... keep blowing ...”
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"Since when have we had speed humps on the taxiway Frank?"
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"Ahh...well there's your problem"
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"BOOM! GOT HIM!!!! That's my first Michelin Star for the year!"
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I told you he had caltrops in his pockets.
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Owing to global warming Santa has to fit tyres to the Sleigh. However find the Gremlins have been at them since last used
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While the driver sorted out the flat on his brand new tyre on the left he did not notice the Scousers siphoning out the fuel on the right.
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With a faulty jack the AA man had to resort to a bench press to lift the tyre off the ground
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