Thank God this one hasn't got props, Rudolph's antlers still haven't grown fully back after tangling with that Herc during training.




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And in an unfortunate incident, the Christmas decorations fell off over Tehran...

Blitzen to Rudolf - C'mon just a bit faster and we can get a free ride across the Atlantic. It'll be hard work after all the port and sherry in Europe otherwise...

All this night time flying cargo, wish I had a day job.
Oh stop complaining, isn't like you have to load the thing as well on a cold, wet and draughty apron.
( bloody pilots, always moaning )

Pilot to Boom operator
Heard the sonic boom, think the F35's must be early, nothing on radar yet so get ready

All was well till we hired Diane Abbott to do the weights and balance

Santa did not anticipate the re designed Sleigh MAX had a unexpected nose up when he applied power

Boomer to Pilot. Tesco's here, Damm good this delivery service, hope they remembered me Broon Ale

Boomer to Pilot. Santa is asking where the chimney is so he can deliver our presents, what do I tell him ?

Pilot to Boomer, tell him no need to give me presents, just being an Air Force pilot is good enough for me !

Boomer to Pilot: Never mind.....

Well - that was a fantastic selection of captions - such good quality throughout.

Honourable mentions to the following:

NutLoose - Thank God this one hasn't got props, Rudolph's antlers still haven't grown fully back after tangling with that Herc during training.

622 - "Boomer to Pilot....positive ID, looks like Reindeer"

"Roger, thanks for the weather update....but don't call me dear on duty"

Wensleydale - If we can hide under this thing then NORAD will not be able to track us this year!

Surplus - Santa's No2 was Dasher, he was known as the brown nose reindeer, just as fast as Rudolph, but rubbish brakes.

Dan Gerous - 364 days to do the pre-flight, and you forgot to check the fuel!

However - because I love a pun my winner is:

treadigraph with "Fill 'em up, Jet Hay 1 please..."

CST is jingling its way over to you!

Welll done all and well done to Cim for an excellent first picture and entry into the competition.

I actually laughed aloud at this one:

Blimey, thank you Cim, most kind!

See what this one unleashes over the weekend....

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After a good feed of sauerkraut, the lads needed to raise one leg, open their greatcoats, and let rip...

Nutty fondly remembers his Army days...

Lt. Gruber was totally wrong with his interpretation of Blitzkreig.

Rehearsals of "Springtime for Hitler" went on into winter.

We're trying to lure out the von Trapps, we know they're here somewhere.

The nostalgia week of "Lets Dance", the German version of Strictly, did not go down too well with the viewers.

"Not quite grasped the Goosestep there, von Hoskins".

....and in a cunning plan to draw out the Allied Snipers, all the troops had to do was listen for the laughter from the bushes

Proof that the German version of the Home Guard also provided the laughs for the audience

In Cafe Rene the roles were reversed when the occupation forces entertained Mimi and Fifi to the Can Can

Outside the tent at Bovingdon the dancing pro's limber up for the opening number of Dancing on Ice (1944)

Oooh, what a gay day.

The German Army hadn't understood the meaning of a Flash Mob

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Ve are very similar to your Morris Dancers, except ve haff daggers.

I said "send 3 Panzers immediately"....not Pansies!

In 1916 the Germans challenge the Brittishers to a penalty shoot out. With the loser to do a forfeit

In 1940 the German troops head for the embarkation barges, practice their victory march down Whitehall, to the tune ' It's a long way to Tipperary '

In 1945 Von Hoskins and friends celebrate promotion to V2 test Pilots, however wonder when they will get the landing training.

In 2020 Prince Harry and friends head to Ally Pally for the darts, however they find out too late Fancy Dress was prohibited this year

The order to skirt the British machine gun nest could, perhaps, have been better phrased.

As the War goes badly for the Germans, the latest Hitler Rant is revealed...." ONLY USE ONE BOOT AT A TIME "

They've just been posted to Italy.

I ordered you to establish an army camp, not a camp army.

Gott und Pimmel

We three Queens of Orient are.........

Nein, it's Kings......

Speak for yourself Duckie.....