If you think the tyre is flat just wait until it rolls forward.

(Muffled) Yes Sir, I can confirm the inboard side is only flat on the bottom as well.

Baffled by the persistent tire air pressure warning, Hoskins replaces the sensor for the third time.

Hoskins looked desperately for the missing air.....but in the end conceded he would need to put another stores request in!

The RAF crews were disappointed to learn that they were also a part of the 'Boots on ground' initiative.

The Lawers following the Ambulance expecting a big pay day call it all off when they found it was only Calamity Crash Dummy on a training exercise

"Ouch!"

... and 10 disguised expletives.

Not to worry. I've been down on everything but the Titanic, I'll soon have this blown up.

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Look Hoskins, it's only a flat tyre and you have spend 2 days underneath fixing it. You padding out the overtime? Or have you mearly died?

OK, a quick game is a fast game.

This week's award goes to Dan Gerous for

"Not to worry. I've been down on everything but the Titanic, I'll soon have this blown up."

Take it away, Dan.
(The story behind the flat tyre: a pair of Hueys were working from Weipa, the far north pointy bit of Oz, when the local yokels pulled a strike at the fuel farm. A Herc was despatched full of fuel drums for us, but blew the tyre on landing and was stuck on the runway. We had to unload the drums and roll them along the runway to our fuel dump, the Herc taxied clear and waited a day for a new tyre to come on another Herc. Then a Huey got an engine chip, needing a new engine. This one came by Caribou, which blew its own engine on departure and came back to Weipa. Another Caribou brought their spare engine, but for a while we had a stack of air force planes on a piddly airport. The local motel loved us.)

Thanks AC. Have a go at this one folks.

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As the Leader they would never take off without me ...

"No idea why the RN call them "Junglies" ... there are no trees for miles!"

As there are no trees for miles to have a piss behind, when he lands it's the right wheel innit?

Air'Sea Rescue gets the location slightly out

Run, Bambi! Run!

What happens when you fail your pre-boarding Covid-19 infection test ...

After rubbing the lamp he found in the sand and meeting the genie...Hoskins wished he had been more specific when asking for a 'large chopper'

"Worried? No, they'll wait for me. Especially when they find the tether"

Have you seen my big chopper?

Now no one can stop me from smoking.

The Royal Navy realises it has the actual means to stage a 'balloon debate'. More humanely, of course.

The Navigator gets out at Lossiemouth, or so he thinks.

Uber eats delivery sir? better than field rations.

Loadie to Pilot, "Sir no one still down there, better get back to base before the sandstorm comes"
Mutters,... I'll teach Capt Hoskins to mess around with my wife...

Tell you what, this Bunker on the 7th hole is a lot bigger now...

Loadie, Right sir that's us down to only 6 now, look after yourself will send someone to pick you up when the weather clears.
or
What do you mean you are Dom Cummins and the rules do not apply to you...

“Good luck, LAC Shaw. Write a book about it when you get home.”

Having not heard from Cpl Nutloose for a few days, his best friend Sgt Buster starts a search and rescue patrol

I may have missed the bus but I'm still going Commando...

"Here's the biggest crowd in the whole history of America cheering for you, Mr Trump, but only the best presidents can see and hear them."

OH NO ! it's Buster at the controls for the landing, This is going to be too ugly to watch .......

See I told you ! All you have to do is download the lyft app.

Yah it's an RN Helicopter, better late than never I guess.....

"Now, did they say that land mines can or cannot be set off by downwash?"