Joe says that he'll send you a jar of caviar if you flatten Dresden.

"Oh yes, I think we can share Germany quite happily after the war"

Churchill: “... And from my sleeve, I will produce a bunch of flowers!”

So...which one of us will have our statue torn down first?

Eisenhower: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P...

Stalin: Poland! Poland! I was first!

Churchill: Bugger...

He says he'll swap you the painting of the fallen Madonna ( with the big boobies ) for a photo of Section Officer Harvey in Combat webbing?

Ttfn

Stalin whispers. So sorry but I helped the Japanese attack Pearl Harbour
interpreter translates as Premier Stalin do either of you have 1000000 Tonnes of Concrete I could borrow for a building project I have in mind for Berlin...

Stalin, "Go on Frank, show Winston your Bela Lugosi impersonation".

Sir, I think we may be extras in a Hitchcock film.

https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....6be00ef604.jpg

What do you mean "Everyone else is waiting for us in Yalta? We thought it was set up for Malta. Where the hell is Yalta?"

"Why is everybody looking at me? Is it the way I say Nookular?"

After the War I am putting on a stage show called ' The Three Amigos can I sign you up?

(Doctor on left in greatcoat):
"Gentlemen, could you all please turn your heads and cough?"*




*Thanks for the memory, Kiltrash!

"If you'd now care to move back under the arches, Gentlemen, the stripper has just begun her act".

"No. This isn't the queue for tickets to see Vera Lynn".

Aide rushes in and informs Nutty, Buster and Kiltrash there has been a new Cap Comp picture up on PPRuNE and the Leaders all rush off to find what their spies know about it, GCHQ, CIA, and Oxbridge.

In the background, Fleet Admiral Leahy proudly shows how brave he has been sending men to die in the Pacific, from the safety of his desk in the Pentagon..

(I have read his wiki page and he did have a distinguished career, but did help being friends with Roosevelt)

In an unashamed attempt to get into the photograph, Fred Smith was spotted [too late] by some of those present.

Stalin: "Yes, Winston, we have elections too ... although our results are more predictable than yours."

Churchill (to Roosevelt): "Nice cape."

Stalin: "Peninsula! It's a peninsula."

On the first day they divided up Germany, however so as to make it look like the negotiations had been long and tedious the other 5 days were spent Golfing. However no pictures of those days are known to exist

Mr President the First Lady would like to know when you will be home.
What? Im married? When did that happen?

Hotel Manager, second from the left, keeps a eye out to make sure somebody pays

Far right: Kruschev thinks “I will be in the front row one day!”

Well Prime Minister Churchill did suggest holding it at Bournemouth, he could guarantee great weather. Stalin thinks, oh good that's near Salisbury with that world famous Cathedral

To herald a new age of global socialism, Mr Churchill and Mr Stalin have found a poor beggar on the street and wrapped him up in a torn old blanket.

Then they enjoyed getting a good propaganda photo.

"Mr Roosevelt, we have a problem with the White House!"
"Yeah? What is it?"
"It's a big white house on the hill, where you live, but that's not important right now..."

......I want to re name it the Black House.....well it was all blackened during the War of Independence. Damm British...

"Never forget ... White Houses Matter"

...and returning to your normal programming

Churchill is telling Roosevelt the British Secrets about Jet Engines in the safe knowledge that Stalin is from a backward country where all they eat are Potatoes." We would sell them to Joe, they could never reverse engineer them "

Last orders please........................ scoring either tonight or on the morrow, and to keep Buster happy, I will score his entries next Tuesday... but a winner will have already have been chosen and will have upped their picture by then......... oh dear, never mind :E

Stalin: "Having sorted out the post-War borders, let's discuss our personal aircraft. I think I shall shall have mine painted overall red."
Roosevelt: "I haven't made up my mind yet, but shiny silver would look nice."
Churchill: "We're short of money, I'll take whatever the RAF gives me."

Roosevelt to aide. Now Joe has promised us a large box each of finest Cuban Cigars. Can you make sure the CIA do not intercept the shipment. It did not happen right...

… and on the forth day of discussions, having run out of world defining decisions to make the debate turned round to Boxers, slips, shorts or Commando.

After what we have decided here today I do hope that nice Mr Hitler will not take it too badly

C Well for breakfast I and a nice full English
R For breakfast I had Hot dog and Pancakes
S For breakfast I had 6 Generals shot

Stalin: “Problems solved. It Vodka time now, surely?”

C: I have a tank named after me!
S: Me too. What about you, Mr. President?
R: I might be getting an aircraft carrier 😃

..
.and don't call be Shirley

S: I have 5.000.000 Men under arms
R: I have 5.000.001 Men under arms
C: Who cares? I have a King under arms

“Under arms? I always use Brut.” (add Leader of choice)